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you may need to adjust your monitor Get your eyes tested, Andrew. As proof of me being correct (like I always am ), notice the difference in colours from the body and the arms. Orange. Burnt orange, if you like, but still fuckin' ORANGE!

I wouldn't bother about that sort of stuff personally. If someone wants to sift through my emails or documents and find something interesting they're welcome. I can't be arsed myself most of the time so if anyone else wants to they can knock themselves out. 'They' would get a shock if they sifted through my e-mails! Pictures of wor lass in various states of undress and 'exotic' poses.

If ifs and ands were pots and pans, there'd be no need for tinkers. Apparently. And Ranieri would be out of a job.

It's fuckin' ORANGE!!! Anyway, I'm sure we've had this debate before, but isn't that actually England's HOME kit? It's still orange, like.

Snakey, the report you read WAS commisioned by Microsoft. I read the same thing. Didnt stop me using Google mail tho. as every system has its weaknesses and not just Google. What Bing didnt mention in the report is that they are also subject to the same rules of disclosure as every other provider (to governments, taxman, police etc..). back to the OP. Might give it a try but to be honest i cant see much use for it. Imo it seems to be a cynical attempt to get everybody to use google products. Ha ha, thanks AA. It doesn't surprise me that I was right. One brilliant thing about Bing which I have discovered, is that on their Images site, they have loads of pics without need for clicking 'next page', as you have to do on Google.

Sources within The Premiership have told us off the record that their decision is that the team currently at the top of the Championship will gain instant promotion, with guaranteed no relegation. Wouldn't that be just soooooo NUFC if it were true

Am I the only one who has stopped using Google?? I read a report about three weeks ago saying Google were far from 'secret' (or words to that effect - is it effect, or affect, I can never figure that out ). Anyway, I've been using 'Bing' ever since. Mind you, the report I read was probably commissioned by 'Bing', in the first place!!

Reports that Collocini had a report of David Sullivan's recent request to the West Ham players shoved under his hotel room door by an unknown person, are unconfimed.

Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring! Accaspacca says we're gonna piss this league, so last night's result is only a pimple on the face of our guaranteed promotion. If we could have won last night, we would have gone a fuckin' MASSIVE step towards sealing finishing in the top two imo (due to the Forest result) (mind you, I bet the Forest fans are ruing their own result last night). Woudla, coulda, shoulda!!!! Ifs buts and maybes. Welcome to the magical world of Newcastle United Football Club.

I'd put good money on this story being complete horeshit. 100% made up tosh. And after reading his comments, above, he WOULD NOT be allowed back here. Anyway, as I said, the story is complete bollocks.

It was the jews wot done it. Jackie The Ripper

Willie Carr. The free kick was scored, and allowed, but following that game the 'move' was banned. It's on youtube apparently. Those who haven't seen it, check it out as it's a piece of football history. EDIT: Coventry City v Everton 1970, btw.

Was pro, but never played for Coventry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Carr Thanks. If I can be arsed, I'll see if I can find out who I'm thinking off. Pretty sure it was a Carr.

No, but they have been enriching their coffee.. Tehran Treat; the new smoother, richer, coffee from Asda.

Oh, and: I like driving in my car Though it's not a Jaguar It was built in 69 In a factory by the Tyne.

Oh, and nearly all gays obviously deserve a good kicking back into the 'real world', but that fucker is pretty near the top of my list.

Did his fatha play for Coventry City? I recall a 'Carr' playing for them. He might have been involved in a famous free-kick routine where one player chipped the ball up and the other volleyed it goalward (can't recall whether it hit the net or, if it did, was allowed, but I can distinctly remember seeing the free kick on MOTD). Older members MUST remember that??

Who is that in your avatar??

This 3D porn is just the bizzzzzzzzzz. Look, LOOK, I'm touching her nipple with my finger!! Jiggedy jig.

I think you have to draw a line somewhere under being geordie going west. Probably Wylam. I use the A19. Anyone west of that is an outsider

No, thicko, he said he'd had relations down carrot cruncher way. Her name was Baaaaabaraaa.

Why not just do the links in the title? We wouldn't have to open the thread then. And, Holden, surely you mean per week??

I'd love to knlow who it is. MUST be someone off here. J90 ????

..and a partridge in a pear treeeee. All this talk of promotion doesn't 'alf worry me.

He's a buyer for Directsports.com.