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Its true a park separates us, but its true Liverpool fans and Everton fans can sit together and enjoy the game. Thats were the friendly derby comes into play. Not bad for a city that has won the English league more than anyone else. Some wankers on here have ago at Liverpool because they are jealous of our pride. Don't forget Liverpool sold the most records (The beatles) at music and created the best football teams so they got a right to be jealous hey lads? So to cap it of Liverpool done the music and the football so have a bit of fucking respect hey lads.

Not my choice pal some keyboard hero changed me nickname.

. SCOUSE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. Yes mate but a city that won the English title more than anyone else number 10 takes the piss!!!!!!

What city has the won league the most? Is it Everton and Liverpool or I am chatting shit? PS me breath dont stink of shit

How long are you going to post on my threads? Your a fool not me, this is a thread not some fucking mental health department mate. Stick to the topic please mate cheers thread manager. This is serious thread asking key questions in our society so grow up mate and stop acting a twat!

A few of the regulars not posting tonight hey lads? I think they got their kids out trick or treating. Fucking cupboards running low I think hey lads? Food more important than Newcastle winning 5-1 I suppose.

I've posted in the other games thread and I've posted on other forums pal. Anyway more people posting in here fucking christmas come early for the geordies winning 5-1 against their mates. I'm not some sad twat who sits on me PC allday by the way I'm hung over from last night.

Liverpool could do with more scousers in the team. We could do with players like Rooney, Baxter, Rodwell, Nolan, Barton to play with Gerrard and Carra. Newcastle have the same amount of scousers in the team as us for fuck sake. Nolan and Barton played well today.

Fewer scousers means fewer goals for Newcastle mate. Did you forgot a scouser scored 3 Goals for yous today!

From the BBC News website . How much could you take before you flipped ? Rochdale man jailed after letterbox urine row killing Anthony Kershaw died a day after being attacked A householder who stabbed another man to death after catching him urinating through his letterbox has been jailed for five years. Anthony Kershaw, 25, died a day after being attacked at the home of Michael Williams in Rochdale, Greater Manchester, in April. Williams "flipped" after a previous attack at his home on the Smallbridge estate, Manchester Crown Court heard. The 53-year-old, described as a "good neighbour", admitted manslaughter. The court heard that residents were too frightened to go out at night because of a gang of teenagers terrorising the estate in Rochdale. Williams heard a bang on the front door of his ground-floor flat and went to investigate, to be greeted with the sight of urine pouring through the letterbox, he told police. He grabbed a knife from his kitchen and, as Mr Kershaw urinated, swung open the door and stabbed him. Williams then dialled 999 as friends of Mr Kershaw smashed his windows and threatened to "burn him alive" inside his flat. The court heard that Williams had suffered a previous similar attack and also had his front door covered in paint. Estate problems Mr Kershaw had been drinking and smoking cannabis at a friend's flat above Williams on the night of 19 April. The householder heard someone kicking at his front door and believed someone was trying to break-in, said Peter Wright QC, prosecuting. "He went to investigate and saw someone urinating through his letterbox and, in his own words, 'just flipped'. "He went to the kitchen, armed himself with a knife, returned to the hallway, opened the door and stabbed the figure outside the door." Andrew O'Byrne QC, mitigating, read out a series of police and council reports involving friends of Mr Kershaw in anti-social behaviour on the estate. Mr O'Byrne said: "The evidence is that because of the behaviour of people on that estate the lives of a great many people, otherwise thoroughly decent in their day to day dealings, were made extraordinarily difficult. "It is difficult to imagine what it's like when there is this constant drip, drip intrusion into your quiet enjoyment of your own property." Since being in custody, Mr O'Byrne said Williams had been assaulted after "coming to the attention of friends" of Mr Kershaw in jail and had been segregated for safety. Mr Justice Keith, sentencing, said he had taken into account the "frightening and intimidating" nature of where Williams lived and noted the "violence, abuse and other anti-social behaviour" which he had been subjected to. "You were responsible for his death, however drunk and high he was and however badly he was behaving that night," he added. Mr Kershaw had a young son, Stevie-Lee, with his girlfriend Natalie. His family reacted angrily to the sentence and walked out of court as the judge addressed them.

! I'll rather pay out for a few chocolate bars than clean eggs of me window. I don't open the door like I get me bird to. I bet you your that tight you got padlocks on your gate lol.

You don't live in Liverpool mate. Some kids round here armed with eggs.

Fuck me this trick ot treat is expensive. Fucking shit loads of kids knocking at your door asking for sweets and if you don't give them any or not open the door they throw flour on the doorstep. Good job me bird got shit loads of sweets in.

Bolton 0 Liverpool 1 Only 5 points of 4th place with 28 games to go don't see what everyone is worrying about. We got cash to spend and a top 4 finish is in our reach. Liverpool will always be in Europe we are to big not to be I think the people on this site will agree.

Where is Nolan from again?

If Frankie Boyle goes to Newcastle here is a joke for him "Sick Geordie breaks into Raul Moats house and steals a pair of his shitty boxers and sells them to Gazza on e bay for a £100"

Heres another comment from the Liverpool echo someone who thinks Boyle is not funny. jimbo58 9:20 AM on October 27, 2010 Frankie Boyle is as funny as toothache. No talent at all and the only way he thinks he can get laughs is by being as outrageous and offensive as possible. I would happily puch him in the face.

Here is one comment taken from the Liverpool echo website don't know if this guy is telling the truth or not but it sounds like a Frankie Boyle joke. bluetrig 9:21 AM on October 27, 2010 I was at his show, i havent laughed so much in years, gutted its his last tour. He even accused a guy in the front row who wouldnt speak if he was jon venebles.

Get some diver gear and try the bottom of the Tyne. Is your mate fat? I saw Jimmy five bellies running the north run in that kit.

He'll make jokes about about Harold Shipman and Munich. The guys that short on material he'll be going to Ant and Dec soon. The colleague of mine was told not to tell no one. I'll get him into trouble if I say anything

A colleague of mine writes for him on "Mock the week". I can't say no names due to the legal terms of Boyles contract. He does his own jokes on stand up. That's why its only £10 to see him. The Royal philharmonic in town where he performend is not the Liverpool arena as well, the place is a shit hole.

THE LIVERPOOL grandad of missing Madeleine McCann hit out after a comic made “low” jokes about her disappearance. Brian Healy, dad to Madeleine’s mum Kate, told the ECHO he and his family were angry and hurt after Scottish stand-up Frankie Boyle made gags about the night the three-year-old went missing and how the family were coping. Boyle is best known as a panellist of TV game show Mock the Week, but when he transfers from screen to stage is notorious for telling shocking jokes, regularly using rape or child abuse as his subject matter. Mr Healy, 71, said although he hadn’t seen the show at the Philharmonic Hall on Hope Street on Saturday night, friends had told him what was said. Mr Healy said: “If he’s making jokes like that he must be very short of material. “That is really low, bottom of the barrel stuff, going to that sort of level just to get a laugh.” Advertising for the show, called “I Would Happily Punch Every One of you in the Face”, carried warnings about the content. Boyle played three sell-out shows at the Philharmonic over Saturday and Sunday, and was seen by nearly 5,000 people. Read More http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-n.../#ixzz13YuXcyHx

Any sick comments about Liverpool will be deleted by Craig the boss. If not their will be trouble if you know what I mean. I've got Nicky Campbells number ready. (BBC 1 watchdog) Italian police urge Liverpool FC fans to follow safety procedures after random attacks in Naples ITALIAN police today urged Liverpool supporters to follow their strict safety procedures after admitting Napoli's ultras are targeting visiting fans in random attacks. Two English Liverpool supporters were stabbed in Naples' old town last night and another three were wounded, leading police to call a lunchtime press conference. Three arrests have already been made in connection with the attacks that left Gary Brown, from Bedfordshire, and his two sons Daniel, 23, and Adam, 17, needing hospital treatment. Ross Hazeldene, 23, was also with the group when the attacks took place but Italian police said they have since been discharged. Apart from the three arrests, the police seized a number of weapons, including six-foot planks of wood with protruding screws, a baseball bat, knuckle dusters and iron bars. It has prompted Neapolitan officials to implore those Reds' fans who have made the trip here to stick to certain designated areas near the port before kick-off at Estadio San Paulo. Police have said there is a strong possibility of attacks in the build up to the game and are making as many precautions as they can to keep Liverpool fans' safe. Filippo Bonfiligo, head of Digos – the Italian anti-terror unit – said: “The city is so great (vast) that it is impossible to prevent everything occurring. “We will be searching everyone going in to the stadium but (visiting) supporters are obliged to follow the special route to the stadium. That area will be safe. “We hope that the English supporters coming here will follow the strict meeting points so they can be escorted safely to the stadium.” He added: “We know groups of 'Ultras' are seeking English fans. "There have been investigations into the violence that has taken place and we have made three arrests.” Read More http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-n.../#ixzz12zwjpBR8

Don't worry above I've some bog roll here! Stop shitting yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!