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We got the weapons to deal with the terrorist's. The indians were using worldwar 2 guns. Still they pose a threat but it wouldn't be like a Mumbai style terror attack that a load of bollocks. The police will gas them then run in with modern machine guns and take them out.

Last time I went to Newcastle I was in weatherspoons and a big red van pulled up. 10 heavies with Sunderland shirts got out and beat a load of Newcastle FC fans up with baseball bats. I don't know why as both sets of fans speak the same. The Sunderland fans got the better the geordies ran away shouting Ant and Dec.

What do you expect Cheryl went the same school as Gazza. Jimmy five bellies shagged her behind the bike sheds. Can't say you weren't warned. Its only a joke calm down

(Taken from wikipedia) What a load of bull shit you can tell the mans gay by the way he walks. He walks like hes Linford Christie's been drilling his arse

Is that the opening gag in his stand up routine? Not funny enough

The place stinks of fart as well. I know my arse smells after a curry. Light a match the place would blow up

A NEW university sports centre has been granted a booze licence. Northumbria University launched the £30m Sport Central earlier this year, when it hosted Great Britain basketball team, who played FYR Macedonia. We told how campus chiefs then launched an application to serve alcohol and play live music on the premises until midnight. That led to families living nearby sending in letters of objection, saying their lives are already blighted by rowdy students. But Newcastle City Council’s licensing sub-committee granted the licence, subject to a series of conditions. Drinks can be served until midnight every day but sales to members of the public wanting to take booze off the premises must stop at 10pm. A second application had been lodged in relation to a coffee shop on the site, which was for the provision of recorded music from 7am until 11pm every day and the supply of alcohol from 10am until 11pm every day. The university withdrew the application for recorded music at the hearing and amended the hours for the sale of booze to 10am until 9pm every day. That was also allowed. The report that went before councillors included a number of letters of objection. One stated: “The sports centre is approximately 50 yards from my front door. “Customers, after drinking to 12 midnight, will leave the premises and walk past the front of my flat and those of other residents.” It added: “Worst still, because of the new pedestrianised area and provision of benches, many will decide to loiter late at night and in the early hours of the morning. “This will create a severe noise nuisance for me and other residents. This is based on experience of suffering noise nuisance for many years from students leaving the Northumbria University Students Union. “This will simply add to the problem.” Another said: “Since 2008 there have been very serious problems in this area. “During the freshers period in 2008, bottles were thrown off the footbridge causing police to have to close the central motorway. “Criminal damage was reported to the police and security staff, as windscreen wipers were torn off residents’ cars, students were seen jumping from car roof to car roof and bottles were thrown at our homes.” There are around 35 residential properties near to the Sport Central site. Read More http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-.../#ixzz11fnCWEJS

If we sell we will spend 100 mill Jan.

What do you expect Cheryl went the same school as Gazza. Jimmy five bellies shagged her behind the bike sheds.

Craig gizza a job mate, can I be a mod ? I can do that. I can write comments and ban people come on craig gizza job. I can tell people to calm down and give people warning's I can do that come on craig gizza job. I can be happy when Newcastle win I can lick Shearers arse, I can watch ant and dec come on craig mate gizza job. I can piss people of most of all Sunderland fans come on craig mate gizza job. I can buy sting records and blast them in my car come on craig gizza job I can do that. I can be a mod

What you talking about? I've sent you 2 pms and tell me what was abusive about them?

Is that her? Oh I thought it was something bad. Thought I've heard the name somewhere. Why couldn't no tell me that sooner! No more acting like a cunt, next time I have a few cans I'll stay of here!

Who the fuck is Carla? and the only reason I've acted a cunt on here is because people take the piss out of Liverpool and act cunts on here. This the only site I know that changes your user name for fuck sake I suggest you check out you 'supposed' local cutural records if you don't know who Carla Lane is. Don't really want to, I know its something bad because I've had a go at geordies. If someone has a go at your city you cant have a go at Newcastle unless you want your username and badge changed. Bit silly if you ask me don't know any other sites that do this.

Who the fuck is Carla? and the only reason I've acted a cunt on here is because people take the piss out of Liverpool and act cunts on here. This the only site I know that changes your user name for fuck sake

The comment above was from the bottom of the heart. I've seen the light Need me badge and nickname changed. I respect the people of Newcastle now just hope the boss sees this. It does not matter what you think Alex mate. Have a nice day mate Cheers David Paul Liverpool aka: Kophead, kingdayo

Happy to hear De Jong has been thrown out of the holland squad. Sorry about the injury lads I know how you's feel with Torres out. Anyway what goes around comes around maybe Barton will break his legs.

Can you change your nickname and badge yourself? If not come on boss change me nickname and badge and I'll show respect to people of Newcastle. I can't do no more than that. No need to I'm going to show the people of Newcastle respect and hopefully the boss will change me nickname and badge. Anyway the comments I made about the city of Newcastle were not as bad as some of the comments made about Liverpool

Can the admin/mod who keeps changing me nickname and badge please stop it and change it back to kophead or kingdayo or even barry grant and change me badge to Liverpool. This is me third account and I'm not opening no more. I'll respect the people of Newcastle if you's stop changing me nickname and badge 1st account kophead: Name changed to kockhead and man utd badge placed on account 2nd account kingdayo: Name changed to Garry Neville and man utd badge placed on account 3rd account: barry_grant: Name changed to Carla Lane and man utd badge placed on account Can this stop and rename me nickname and badge and I'll respect the people of Newcastle Thanks for your time

I like the way you say something as a joke but you are soo thick that it suddenly becomes a fact in your head so you keep repeating it I bet you will be asking people in the dole queue tomorrow if they have heard Cheryl Cole has signed up to do Butlins with H. Thick, scouse cunt Look here mate I'm stating the fact that Cole will be out of a job soon because she cant sing and cant judge now. So its either butlins or go and live with the black dude from black eyed peas.

Who told you that bollocks? The black dude from black eyed peas

Ha Ha geordies best known celeb is Cheryl Cole and now shes signed up to be the main act in butlins doing duets with H from steps. Ant and Dec flying the flag now. Mind you Shearer does match of the day he can help them. Not fucking worldwide hey lads not that Cole was but yanks know her because shes shagging the black dude from black eyed peas lol.

Okay what about Sir Paul Mccartney oh I forgot Ant and Dec more famous lol you prick

Kophead was right looking at the papers today(Look at the first post in this thread). Cheryl finshed now, after x factor she'll be the main act at butlins doing a duet with H from steps. Can't sing now, now can't judge. Papers saying she's away with the mixer due to her illness. Fuck me geordies got no celebs as it is. Ant and Dec flying the flag for Newcastle not quite John Lennon hey lads?

A CONSTABLE was arrested for criminal damage at Merseyside Police headquarters following a night out. PC Ian Finnigan, 43, went back to headquarters on Canning Place It is believed he wanted to gain access to the canteen area but could not get in and caused criminal damage to a door. The officer, who is based at Walton Lane Police Station was seen by security and arrested by police. He received a fixed penalty notice for criminal damage and is now on “restricted duties”. A Merseyside Police spokeswoman said: “A 43-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of criminal damage on August 12. The man received a fixed penalty notice.” Read More http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-n.../#ixzz11KobS0IX

Whos carla lane? Some red coat from butlins hacked into me account. Been the match today come back from the pub