ToonMarshy

40-1 for a 6-1 in man utd's favour. Just stuck a tenner on it, why the hell not!

Didnt catch the highlights last night, ended up on the lash and didnt stumble home til after 7 this morning. That being said two things id heard all night are completely true. 1) that Ben arfa goal is technically fucking amazing, defenders just did not know how to deal with him, but to keep the composure to be so damn precise with that crowd with him is bloody impressive. 2) What a joke itv's replays are, absolutely shocking quality regardless of how impressive the goal was. 10 seconds of 1 angle then move on - honestly gutted we werent a televised game yesterday, catching that finish from a better angle would be possibly the only way it could look any better. Here's hoping that we get a decent draw for the next round, n more bogey teams were expected to beat then make hard work of it

Is that the first time hes done it whilst with us? No he did it in the championship season i believe against barnsley, and blackpool too if i remember correctly

Jonas booked for pulling out his spiderman mask - what a hero !

Bollocks

Breaking news - Liverpool sign bent! http://api.photoshop.com/home_f6af789f50f14ec681c315830bb2d97d/adobe-px-assets/66c7b10292954dd4a97bcdac9032c6d1

Brilliant

Fuck me, 2 candidates for goal of the season right here!

In an interview pre game they asked him to tell them a secret about himself - his reply Demba Ba: "I love syrup." [Pinteresque pause] Geoff Shreeves: "Syrup?" DB: "Yeah, you know what it is?" GS: "Yes. Why?" DB: "I just love it. Like, strawberry syrup. It just is..." GS: "How often do you have it?" DB: "Every day. If I have water, I put syrup in it." GS: "Is that good for you?" DB: "Don't know."

Fuck me Ba!

Penalty. Nailed on. Shocking, England's best referee. Shocking.

Seems webb forgets what a penalty looks like. That is until nani goes down on the half way line after falling over himself. (eventual inevitability given the way this is going)

Christ lets not let us be another victim of 'berbatovs getting a start so he nets 6'

We need to capitalize on this good early start and actually put it in the net before they up their gears and we fall back into park bus and lob mode. Come on!

Nice to see the unwashed leading through a ref blunder again by the sounds of it. Who would've thought appointing o'neill would lead to all the officials giving them free passes?!

Typical of the unwashed to beat city with a last kick of the game offside goal. Bet o'neil did his gay little jump straight through their clingfilm roof. What a shite couple of days of football.

Liverpool 2 Newcastle 2 Man Utd 4 Blackburn Rovers 1 Arsenal 2 QPR 2 Bolton 1 Wolves 2 Chelsea 3 Aston Villa 1 Norwich 0 Fulham 2 Stoke 1 Wigan 0 Swansea 1 Tottenham 3 West Brom 1 Everton 2 Sunderland 1 Man City 3

bollocks i missed the predictions! Fine i'll give you all a week to catch up with me before i get my mystic meg on

corner with perch on the pitch, fuck

4 minutes added time!? fuck me

Please not perch - please not perch - please not f...................

Ameobis first touch of the ball after replacing obertan is to try and out fore-head the ball xD