DesperateDannyB

G-ds chosen race my friend.

No you massive racist its our exposed shlong end.

A jew's power is in his nose. Its our achilles heel.

Not guilty M'Lud ha ha, bit of a coicidence. Dirty low down trick aiming for the ears. Obviously a geordie manouver. My was kicked off rather than yanked though....i dont know what would be more painful tbh.

Was at a Couteeners concert in Oxford a few months back. We were stood at the back like the ol boring bastards we are, when some p!ssed nob head starts bouncing around smashing into the wife and one of her mates. Her mate tells him to fuck off up the front. The pissed spastic decides to call her a cunt and she ditches a full pint right down the front of him. At this point I decided to intervene to "diffuse" the situation. As it may come accross on here, I am not the most diplomatic person in the world. It was like throwing petrol on a BBQ. Luckily I was 4 pints down rather than 8 so managed to dodge the windmill that fololwed, he was a big fat cunt and if had connected i may have been in bother. My mates bundled him he got a bit of a slap and was chucked out. Previous to that it was year ago. Although once I got jumped by two lads outside a club and got battered so bad my ear was half hanging off. Couldnt move and was miserable for a week. Wouldnt like to relive that particular kick in.

I've never even noticed that. I think the 70's was probably even worse. Are you one of those people with dark har but a gingery beard? I have always found people with different colour beards difficult to trust.

Little wonder when you consider how shit he is. He was good when he first went to Wigan imo. Aye he wasn't bad, but then he began believing in the massive over-hype about him - right about the time he fucked off to Spurs. No coincidence IMO Stupid fuckers were crackers enough to buy him back after mugging the Mackems too! Yeah those mentalists wanted cover at right back. MUGS

Not that good lookin. Yee... See thats my image of fish.

Contract terminated at Blackburn with immediate effect. What has he been up to?

Not sure if this made it on here but this is apparently Hodgesons version. If it is real, Im not surprised he only lasted 5 minutes there

Stevie (although I have seen a picture so it is a bit of a cheat)

Aye and Reading is RG1 S'okay Douggie, this lot can use Google maps and they'll be able to see that Newbury isn't a conurbation of Reading. But you just keep on digging, won't you? But for a person from Newcastle, which of course you all are....surely you would describe Newbury as Reading? About 1 in 10 people on here is from Newcastle you tool. We have more OOT's than Tottenham have ever had that's a fact. Would you say that is a good or bad thing? Depends on their motives for supporting the club and the calibre of OOT. There was a lad on NO called Taylor27, he was from Southampton and he was the sort of OOT I can't stand, the happy clapper SKY sort who never really shared his opinions because he didn't have any. On here Brock Manson seems a decent enough chap informed enough about the toon, he's from your manor Reading, and supports them too. Call me old fashioned but you can't support two teams. However there are other OOT's who know more about Newcastle than me. You seem to have softened your stance, I remember you challenging any OOT who disagreed with you because "no one from North Yorkshire" could truly grasp the magnitude of your point. IMO you get out of football what you put in. People who go regularly normally are more knowledgable than those who watch from home, who in turn are normally more knowledgable than those what watch highlights on MOTD. Its fairly obvious who on here knows their onions and those who don't. We both know who they are.

Aye and Reading is RG1 S'okay Douggie, this lot can use Google maps and they'll be able to see that Newbury isn't a conurbation of Reading. But you just keep on digging, won't you? But for a person from Newcastle, which of course you all are....surely you would describe Newbury as Reading? About 1 in 10 people on here is from Newcastle you tool. We have more OOT's than Tottenham have ever had that's a fact. Would you say that is a good or bad thing?

Going by your google searching you can leave my brother the fuck alone tbh. your brother is an old man? Are you Benjamine Button? Regressing from Old man to a Saturday boy at Comet?

Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more interesting!! Tell us more about your brother Craig.

No I suggested that the Hamilton Hall would be the only place to be able to realistically have a few beers in that area before an early kick off. I was, of course, correct.

Aye and Reading is RG1 S'okay Douggie, this lot can use Google maps and they'll be able to see that Newbury isn't a conurbation of Reading. But you just keep on digging, won't you? But for a person from Newcastle, which of course you all are....surely you would describe Newbury as Reading?

Craig you cant even get this board moving at a decent pace. What are you chances of tracking me down through a sea of servers that we have here to find my exact location? But as with the wiki thing that you also had hilariously wrong (I have no interest in Fulham FC or Lily Allen) i have no way of proving it...so fine. I work in a call centre in Theale, I spend my days on wiki updating the Lily allen page and I like 0ld man p0rn. Can we move back to whatever football related discussion before this all breaks down and gets even more boring?

RG14 boys, look it up.

Newbury is part of the wider Reading conurbation. Can you explain what you meant?

I am. Could you please explain it?

So why did you say I havent been moved to HQ when I said I worked in Newbury, when you know the HQ has always been in Newbury? There may well be offices in Theale I have no idea. Have you changed tactics from intimidation to confusion? Because if you have this tactic is working better. Are you fucking thick or what. Sorry, I'm not part of this conversation but it's obvious that you must've worked at Theale previously, you know the time, when you were changing wiki entries, then been moved to Newbury. I'd say that's what he's getting at flower I said, I have never worked in Theale (which I haven't. I am still at the same old desk unfortunatly) and he said "they have never moved you to HQ" when I have always worked at HQ in Newbury. There may well be offices in Theale but I have never been there. I have no reason to. You forgot the question mark, dickhead. A bit of punctuation makes all the difference. Sorry if I am being dim. When I said I work in Newbury. and you said "So they have never moved you to HQ?" What exactly did you mean? In light of you knowing it had always been in Newbury. It probably is me being thick but please explain

All in time. We are just rattling his cage. After Saturdays defeat? Or selling us Carroll?

They both spring from the wild imagination of this board's early twenties admin team?

So why did you say I havent been moved to HQ when I said I worked in Newbury, when you know the HQ has always been in Newbury? There may well be offices in Theale I have no idea. Have you changed tactics from intimidation to confusion? Because if you have this tactic is working better. Are you fucking thick or what. Sorry, I'm not part of this conversation but it's obvious that you must've worked at Theale previously, you know the time, when you were changing wiki entries, then been moved to Newbury. I'd say that's what he's getting at flower I said, I have never worked in Theale (which I haven't. I am still at the same old desk unfortunatly) and he said "they have never moved you to HQ" when I have always worked at HQ in Newbury. There may well be offices in Theale but I have never been there. I have no reason to.