DesperateDannyB

Travelling round the world watching various sporting events and reporting on them. Seeing as my English is pretty terrible I would say the chances are slim. Failing that I would be in a band. Seeing as I am musically inept that is unlikely to happen. So basically, can someone pay me to travel the world living it up I would be grateful. Ta.

9 points behind you in our first season back with a game in hand. 6 on Saturday night, hardly a million miles away. We've been further away from you in the last 15 years than you are away from us. Chris, I meant in terms of physical distance. Why would you hate a team just because they were near you in the league? That would be odd. Stevie. Get eating and sort your head out, you're weak. Not even half the Stevie I remember. You're talking shit mate. I hate Argentina in football terms and they're on the otherside of the world you utter bellwhiff. Because we went to war with them and because we were cheated by maradonna. If those things hadnt happened you wouldnt given a monkeys about them. Any Newcastle fan who puts Spurs in their top three are odd. I can understand City because of 81. Obviously Arsenal West Ham and Chelsea but there is no logical reason for a Toon fan to "hate" spurs If its because of the fans like many claim, surely the dippers / leeds / stoke would run away with that. You can try and justify it to yourself but it is the obsession that I spoke of earlier. Obsession mate? I'm the one who has 3,000 posts registered on an oppositions message board. Tell me Danny why would anyone who wasn't at least a very keen observer of the said club do that? I bet you aint got 3000 on an Arsenal or Chelsea board. Mostly defending Spurs from rubbish written about them on here. I dont claim to be an expert on NUFC but I know more about football in general than most on here, you and a few of the older ones excepted so I comment on a few bits and bobs.

If it hadn't been for the draw we would have done in '99. Shame we had to kick your arse in the semi final but you can't win them all... Yet you dont even get near my top 5. Weird non?

9 points behind you in our first season back with a game in hand. 6 on Saturday night, hardly a million miles away. We've been further away from you in the last 15 years than you are away from us. Chris, I meant in terms of physical distance. Why would you hate a team just because they were near you in the league? That would be odd. Stevie. Get eating and sort your head out, you're weak. Not even half the Stevie I remember. You're talking shit mate. I hate Argentina in football terms and they're on the otherside of the world you utter bellwhiff. Because we went to war with them and because we were cheated by maradonna. If those things hadnt happened you wouldnt given a monkeys about them. Any Newcastle fan who puts Spurs in their top three are odd. I can understand City because of 81. Obviously Arsenal West Ham and Chelsea but there is no logical reason for a Toon fan to "hate" spurs If its because of the fans like many claim, surely the dippers / leeds / stoke would run away with that. You can try and justify it to yourself but it is the obsession that I spoke of earlier.

9 points behind you in our first season back with a game in hand. 6 on Saturday night, hardly a million miles away. We've been further away from you in the last 15 years than you are away from us. Chris, I meant in terms of physical distance. Why would you hate a team just because they were near you in the league? That would be odd. Stevie. Get eating and sort your head out, you're weak. Not even half the Stevie I remember.

Top three? For a team that is nowhere near us and has never competed in a major final against us, that's pretty pathetic.

Ooh a bet on the interflibble. What do you want to bet? Posts? A top score in the arcade? You're credits in world of warcraft? Oh please Alex, please do tell me! I was thinking money. Ah the old anonymous internet bet. between two people who dont know each other and with no way to trace each other over a poxy amount of money that neither really cares about. *sighs* The loser could paypal the winner. If someone reneges the loser could be named and shamed on here. Not saying that's a big deal like. I'm game if you are. Althought I suspect you're not, going off those last two posts. Sounds good. Obviously not as good as the 2/1 I will get online at the bookies but what the hey! I am concerned about my reputation if I dont have the money and have to welch though. I am held in HIGH REGARD on here. love Desperate Danny.

Ooh a bet on the interflibble. What do you want to bet? Posts? A top score in the arcade? You're credits in world of warcraft? Oh please Alex, please do tell me! I was thinking money. Ah the old anonymous internet bet. between two people who dont know each other and with no way to trace each other over a poxy amount of money that neither really cares about. *sighs*

Last year of his contract not much we could do about that. All we did was right off the wedge they owed us for Kaboul. He had 18 month left on his contract. If you were to rank the Premiership clubs 1-20 in terms of much you dislike them, obv Arsenal would be top where would we come in? above Manure??? - I think not I missed Stevies post. Im not sure Newcastle would even make my top ten.

Ooh a bet on the interflibble. What do you want to bet? Posts? A top score in the arcade? You're credits in world of warcraft? Oh please Alex, please do tell me!

I was applauding your effort in contributing to the football side of the forum. Well done you.

Leave with a sh!t load less debt and never have to make your bed in the morning. Sounds perfect to me. Just go back to hers. You stayed at home during Uni? No surprise you've ended up hawking shit phones from a call centre then No I went to Uni in Exeter but my brother did. He only came home when he had nowhere else to sleep, seemed to have a great time and came out with about a quarter of the debt I did. Without having to really fend for himself. I can see why poeple do it.

Based on the fact that we have qualified for the knock out stages of the champions league and this is the closest prem title chase in many years with the powers of Chelsea and united fading? Or the fact we now have players choosing to move to us over said teams? You'll not finish above Man Utd, City, Arsenal or Chelsea - end of. Your foray into the CL will be a one-season wonder. Granted you've done well over the last 18 months but I think you'll be a victim of your own success as those who've tasted CL will be wanting more. You'll never keep hold of Bale or VDV and as soon as those two leave then the cracks will only get wider. Can I borrow your crystal ball? Ooh look Newcastle get relegated again next season! I would be more worried about losing redknapp than either of those two. We made the CL without VDV and Bale would earn us massive money with his 5 year contract. Redknapp will have the England gig 18 months from now anyway. If Levy has half a brain he'd have Hughton back on the payroll already primed to take over. You made the CL because Liverpool dropped off and Man City hadn't reached their potential last season. There's no crystal ball about it, you're falling short of the top 4 - not by much, but enough. 'arry has already started the excuses by saying he's expecting Spuds to miss out. Maybe / Maybe not. Maybe Chelsea will be the team to underachieve this season. Lets just enjoy the ride yeah? Starting with 3 points for the might Spurs on Sat.

Yeah but we're playing Spurs. We know you're not a fan of the DSPs but you've got to be mental if you think they're going to be a walkover. *good effort*

I did last time we were beaten by you. I stopped posting because Tom banned me when you were relegated. Guilty of exactly what you accuse me of. I will put my hands up if we are beaten by you on Saturday. You can all come on here and throw internet rotten fruit at me. GGRRRR get him that horrible Danny B!

Based on the fact that we have qualified for the knock out stages of the champions league and this is the closest prem title chase in many years with the powers of Chelsea and united fading? Or the fact we now have players choosing to move to us over said teams? You'll not finish above Man Utd, City, Arsenal or Chelsea - end of. Your foray into the CL will be a one-season wonder. Granted you've done well over the last 18 months but I think you'll be a victim of your own success as those who've tasted CL will be wanting more. You'll never keep hold of Bale or VDV and as soon as those two leave then the cracks will only get wider. Can I borrow your crystal ball? Ooh look Newcastle get relegated again next season! I would be more worried about losing redknapp than either of those two. We made the CL without VDV and Bale would earn us massive money with his 5 year contract.

From the man who rarely posts outside of general for fear of showing himself up? Fish, I bow to your knowledge of the game. Why bother posting when most of what I have to say has already been said? Seems a little tedious to write "I agree" all the time. I suppose you're immune to tedium, given your repetitive "banter" isn't it about time you edited a Wiki page? That refers to a team you're not obsessed with. Honest. Beeeee Lahky! Doesn't take much to make the fish bite these days.

From the man who rarely posts outside of general for fear of showing himself up? Fish, I bow to your knowledge of the game.

Can't live off the Berbasulk and Carrick spoils forever. Name the players in your side now that you think you could sell for a profit? Van Der Vaart might be one though he'd have a limited set of clubs he could go to, then there's Lennon. Bale's value will have gone up from the 10m you paid. Modric's value will have held. Huddlestone's will have risen. The rest will have dropped off. Gomez 8m Hutton 9m Kaboul 9.5m (you've already lost 5.5m on him) Jenas 7m+ Pavlyuchenko 14m Keane 12m+ Palacios 12m Crouch 10m dos Santos 5m+ Defoe 16m Bentley 15m+ Bassong 8m Dawson 8m Corluka 8.5m For a start there are several glaring errors and ommissions You include the 5.5 mil loss on Kaboul but refuse to acknowledge the 8 million profit on keane. Also we only ended paying 5m to Southampton for Bale as we bought out way out of the other 5 for an upfront payment as they were struggling. We would probably get 5 times that now. Dawsom came as an 8 mil package with andy reid. So at the most you can value him at him at 4 mil. Worth probably 3 times that now. Lennon bought from Leeds for 1.5mil. Worth between 8-10 now I would say. Huddlestone bought from Derby for 4.5 mil. Would command int he region of 10-15 mil for him now. Gallas aquired on a free, would probably get a couple of mil for him on recent form. And lets face it alot of players you mention above have take Spurs to the CL. Do you think that would have decreased their value? Son. I would do some research before slating other peoples teams because youre never going to know as much as them and ALWAYS going to get burried. They won't be taking you into the CL this year. Aye god know how we will make up that point we are outside.

Leave with a sh!t load less debt and never have to make your bed in the morning. Sounds perfect to me. Just go back to hers.

Can't live off the Berbasulk and Carrick spoils forever. Name the players in your side now that you think you could sell for a profit? Van Der Vaart might be one though he'd have a limited set of clubs he could go to, then there's Lennon. Bale's value will have gone up from the 10m you paid. Modric's value will have held. Huddlestone's will have risen. The rest will have dropped off. Gomez 8m Hutton 9m Kaboul 9.5m (you've already lost 5.5m on him) Jenas 7m+ Pavlyuchenko 14m Keane 12m+ Palacios 12m Crouch 10m dos Santos 5m+ Defoe 16m Bentley 15m+ Bassong 8m Dawson 8m Corluka 8.5m For a start there are several glaring errors and ommissions You include the 5.5 mil loss on Kaboul but refuse to acknowledge the 8 million profit on keane. Also we only ended paying 5m to Southampton for Bale as we bought out way out of the other 5 for an upfront payment as they were struggling. We would probably get 5 times that now. Dawsom came as an 8 mil package with andy reid. So at the most you can value him at him at 4 mil. Worth probably 3 times that now. Lennon bought from Leeds for 1.5mil. Worth between 8-10 now I would say. Huddlestone bought from Derby for 4.5 mil. Would command int he region of 10-15 mil for him now. Gallas aquired on a free, would probably get a couple of mil for him on recent form. And lets face it alot of players you mention above have take Spurs to the CL. Do you think that would have decreased their value? Son. I would do some research before slating other peoples teams because youre never going to know as much as them and ALWAYS going to get burried.

Based on the fact that we have qualified for the knock out stages of the champions league and this is the closest prem title chase in many years with the powers of Chelsea and united fading? Or the fact we now have players choosing to move to us over said teams?

Of course Seems to be a solid history of Tottenham stuff-ups on the player market. Ignoring Berbatov 10m > 30m And Carrick 3.5m > 18m or my personal favorite Mido 2.5 > 4.5 hahaha yeah we're the mugs And also thanks to the generosity of mr Learner a small profit on Bent. Im sure a 5mil loss on Bentley and a 6m NET gain on Keane over his spurs life will soften that blow of being this country's transfer dunces

I love the way that OZspur is trying to portray one of the most well run clubs in the country that operates consistantly at an operating profit with little debt as some kind of wasteful bloated machine. Hes quite the genius

Another of the bench brigade at Tottenham; sparsely used collecting their big wages to sit on the bench whilst their market value deterioriates. See Keane. See Bentley. See Jenas. See Wioodgate. See King. See dos Santos. See Kranjcar. See Sando. See Corluka. Its a squad game now boys. You need to good players in each poision at least if you want CL football. Woodgate / King long term injured. Jenas has had quite a few games this season. Corluka was first choice until he got injured. Those players are out of the team on form not favour, we have players keeping them out because they are playing so well. Some might have to leave to get a game but so is life. It isnt a waste because they are all there to cover in case of injury. As an aside not even Ledley our top paid member of playing staff will be earning close to your top earners.