LoveTheBobby

aye. bukakkied on a Friday Fist tsc'tsch

He'd look like an extra from Bugsy Malone. Everybody loves that man. First and last time Jodie Foster took one in the face, that film. Edit; Silence of the Lambs, I know ! Fuck off pedants What about The Accused? she 'took one in the face' along the way in Taxi Driver i'd wager ?

The funding for which is coming from where exactly? (the private sector being the one the government hope will somehow create some magical jobs from somewhere that will absorb redundancies from the public sector i may add...)

it's far from a given that folk in the private sector have jobs that come with a pension attached .

..will now be scraping uncle hewey up off their sticky carpets

According to Philip Hammond on Question Time last night , a teacher retiring on a 32k pension would require a 500k pot 'on the other side of the fence'

whats the deal with your avatar btw ? its puzzled me from the off ?

happy birthday young jedi

search your wank bank under 'R' for 'Rab Nesbitt's fantasy wanks' a'that's alls i'm sayin'

have y got strippaaz on n that ? Pound in the pint glass types on a Saturday lunch. Have to strap their gammon to their thigh? was on a stag years ago . two days edinburgh/glasgow. early hours ended in this dive, size of front room. micey as fuck. horseshoe bar in middle. old dear was collecting glasses, the lights were dimmed and the 'zzzzt' of the resident sweathead changing the tune to a brassy , racey affair. ya woman scurries back behind bar with her haul. . next thing y know, im looking up at her as she begins to attempt to provocatively (whey as best sh can amongst the ashtrays n glasses atop the bar, and wearing a pair of muddied, shot white trainers she must've borrowed from her son's football kitbag) unzip and remove her tracky top is a memory i've just recounted dear reader . this is where i had to halt the tale as the rest , i choose to forget .

nowt personal pp but 'dry your eyes' from a while ago but pretty much how i see it it's harsh, but that's life unfortunately

have y got strippaaz on n that ?

nice one, no probs . he's some bloke like. if i'm still strolling the sands at 85 i'll be a happy chappy !

the ultimate narcissistic wind up merchant, who thought he was smarter than everyone else. Achieved DEFCON 5 when he claimed bench pressing half a tonne is a piece of piss, and completely Fukushimad when he was outed as an uphill gardener. A huge relief when he fucked off, he was the mosquito of the board. cheers , (and Tom by sounds of way that one was !) bet was a proper laugh at the time he was on the airwaves ! Tom, did you get onto that bb king link i put in Glasty thread btw ? dl'd it today. full set video

Fop was Raoul Moat. a taser gobbler ?

. . while we're on - read few times references to this 'Fop' kid and how they'd gone off one one or somesuch ? what's the potted history there like ? (if anyone can be arsed naturally)

fair dinkum

When i see 'CT' it's read to myself by my other m!nd$ in fashion of TopCat cartoon as in "okaay TC" Im liking the bit that you got wound up and had to have a word , what was it that got your garden hammock to fly off it's axis like ?

tell them from me - i hope they get the fuckin shits .

. . cook a cat *keegan-esque slump over hoardings* edit - 'temerity'

in SBR days i got a text when we went up way at Boro that read 'Love the Bobby' . they were the days my friend .

.. apart from that , it's 'going canny'

i like you mate, but honestly, in this instance - 'get with the programme' man Fair enough, it was for Rob tbh. Does anybody think MPs are nothing but glorified Civil Servants ? sorry mate - didn't mean to sound a prick , it's just these twonks've got me back up ! *bit cuddle n that*

i like you mate, but honestly, in this instance - 'get with the programme' man

shot ! been a bugbear of mine for years whenever these lot get the plackards out. on lunch earlier and had to negotiate the mob around monument gobshiting and bleating. a kid infront of me as we snaked through crowd was shouting down the speaker "GET BACK TO WORK ... YOUR PENSIONS AREN'T FAIR" . laughing, i turned and gave it a "well said that man" . all that was uttered interms of a comeback from the folk around was 'oh shutup' . now given the supposed emotive subject it is to them and how so fucking hard done by the soft lot are i expected something wholly more confrontational surely ! pathetic bunch . a burgeoning overstaffed civil service to keep employment sweet, all standing about the water machines having their gossip, flexi fucking time, special buses laid on to take them to work, general unaccountability for what they actually DO, overtime at a whim etc etc . the country's bent over to keep majority these clowns in employ for years - seriously get a look around you clueless swipecarding, health and safety adhering robotic, selfish, grey, boring deluded (on the whole useless) plebs. Most of them institutionalised from being under the public sector duvet for years. They'd curl up and die if had to hack it in the private sector ! (y'know - where you have to actually DO shit, and by a certain time, and to a certain standard, and without unions, and without 'have t ask me liine managaa' , and without a health and safety test for where youre paper clips are on your cunting desk, ... otherwise you get sacked. Or the company no longer becomes financially viable due to the lame calibre of the workforce, or even worse - you get made redundant . YOU HEARD ! .. phew . . anyone fancy a cuppa ?