LoveTheBobby

0:30 > Hughes' at half time

Goooodaftanoon madam.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3zhzT1wDo

"Manfanless" ?!

"Would you like a hand with your packing ?" Course I do you ginger cunt .

beurth ! She's Fresh . a-h-ah. .exciting

"Teeyowtee" Wylie Coyote

^ Noticed yesterday that even the pink seats have lost their colour . Ashen .

Who was it on here who had a mate who would dab his winky after a lag ? Sure they said he became known as Dabber Dour little Owen (and an at times overly-cocky Mcmanaman) aside I quite like BT Sport's coverage . Find it fresh compared to Sky's now staid formulaic guff . Thats 'fresh' as in new as opposed to funky-fresh ya'get'me ?

He was canny in The Equaliser

Scott Parker's dish - has he had a stroke ?

https://twitter.com/nme_newcastle (..i know . . i know . . )

like it Our season-to-season history under Ashley is a bit like the drinks cabinet globe wotsit on Alan Carr . Nervously appearing on his show we anticipate what's on offer once it's unknown contents are revealed . As we slump on his settee following the heady buzz of a swig of the 'chatty' plonk we're left with a sickly sensation . And his cock in our bums .

For the 'authentic' Chinese takeaway curry I like to use cubes of boiled chicken that has been pre-tenderized with nitrate-laiden muck, a large amount of almost-raw green pepper and onion filler along with an underpant-smattering of blackening, spongy out of date button mushrooms . Yum-yum-bubblegum !

I'd suck farts out of her arse .

"We were after flair players and when you get into that market as a Premier League club, you have your league and divisions like the Bundesliga chasing them because they are a rare commodity, so it is difficult to get them over the line," Pardew said. "Loic Remy has been a great signing and given us what we didn't have last year which is a striker who can play, build the game and finish, while he has a nice manner, is comfortable with our group and has the confidence to play for Newcastle, too. "But Mike has put in about £200million of his own money and I don't think he wants to put any more of his own money in."

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-owner-mike-ashley-gets-confused-and-upset-with-his-love-of-football-claims-magpies-manager-alan-pardew-8878591.html "Mike is a strong character who has been a success in his whole business life and is a genius in that world - but when you come to football, the logic doesn't quite fit," he said in an interview on Sky television. "He loves football but he sometimes can't understand how it works and it confuses and upsets him, and when he is upset, he does things that aren't brilliant for the football club. "That's just Mike and he has funded the club, made sure we have no debt - other than to himself - and supported me, but unless we get a billionaire from deepest Russia we are probably not going to be able to compete with the likes of Man United, Man City and Chelsea, which is what our fans want."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wrwK9mxoDM

A nest of vipers mate .

Edit - I was referring to Pardews trail of bullshit appearance on Goals On Sunday this morning.

The bullshitting shithouse also said something very close to "Mike doesn't understand football and it frustrates him and when he's frustrated he gets angry. When he's angry he makes decisions which aren't er exactly good for the club" So its basically true that he's like the Augustus Gloop of a brat we know he is who has to fuck someone off if he's fucked off. "Trust me" ©