LoveTheBobby

...the fucking real world

gadzooks

mule look daft if he signs

. . a missed 'horseshit' opportunity canters by there

depends what kinda 'tache she was sporting . a bit of bumfluff probably just warrants a glare , if she had the full handlebar - swift and merciless hairy-side . full windmilling if caught on a bad day .

. . . we're waiting y purple-faced babboon

DJ Shadow doing preview of new stuff / chat on Huey Morgan show radio 6 music right now baby

Weatherspoons is open y'know

Hey d'y know what the donkeys on Blackpool Beach get for their lunch ? Half an hour like everyone else Oh

the new Samsung tablets are gonna be the boys like

what's his mane position ?

Edit - when they did it on TOTP's they had the late, great Joe Strummer up too . Youtube it and imagine the state of their dressing room ?! Spoilt only by Keith Allen's involvement with Factory artists. What's that prick's team anyway ?! He toured US with the mondays in 90's , see the live video of WFL from New York and he comes on near end just as 'refreshed' as the rest of the mob ! Makes me laugh when i see him in the Robin Hood thing on bbc. there's footage of him going off on a coke-rocket one on one of those late night discussion shows (like the Ollie Reed one) worth a watch too . any Mondays fans should try catching that Grapes Tapes docu too btw

i always thought he was from Byker way ?! we'd start at Luckies as closest to bus in, he'd turn up there. Down via Steppes, Dobsons, Central blah blah . . thing was, he pretty much took the same route , culminating in Masters for last . Sometimes I'd shelled a quarter of me beer tokens his way by end of the night ! http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/sear...=www.google.com

. . hey it might've been eez pacemaker after all that picture of his favourite spot etc. was this him 'logging off' for the last time ?.

aknaa sort yasel out man Christmas Trip . Was just gettin under way man ! Hey Fist , just 5 seconds of the guitar intro had us away there like haha !

Big Heck ? Could have been, my memorys really really shite. As I sit here now I think of the hulk in ripped clothing towering above the rest of us on one of the cement barriers behind the goal. I can remember that too . Nah man (for the Sand dancers) Big Heck was that fella that used to collect for charity round all the Bigg Mkt pubs early 90's for years . He was a 'presence' let's say. Think he was a bit 'slow' actually (i dont mean anything nasty by that just for clarity) Was 6ft + and always had a couple of buckets full of shrapnel by closing time. Did walks and such too. Must've raised fortunes in his time. Poor bugger died young too.

Anyone seen Black Grape's 'The Grape Tapes' btw ?

Big Heck ?

uh-oh spagettio . . heeds doon . .

ah i see. thought were 'scarers' t keep pigeons away from your cabbages/sprouts ? mind having said that, wi you sittin out there belting out ya Eurojoyboy Classics i'd imagine that'd suffice .

pretty much a cert i think. he's openly said he fancied her rotten in an interview . . having said that like, i've also seen him call her tits as being like 'marbles in pitta breads' . was either reporting on findings or they're words of a jilted man !?

its good to 'contextualise' like . gardens are great . whats the crack with all the whistles n bells youve got about the place ? its like noel edmonds has been through and snagged his jumper ? Edit - are they to protect your brasicas ?

This is where the economies are kinda linked . I could do you a bag of ak47 for 20 which would probably lead you onto the cheesecake . Its that 'slippery slope' thing .