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Turns out that the CB priority was more of Mitchell/virgin/nerd type thing. Checks out.

I’m happy to judge the window at the end. But it’s undeniably an uninspiring and all too familiar first month or so. I think the club need to learn that we’re not going to progress financially (and therefore on the pitch) by penny pinching on transfers to preserve PSR headroom. The PSR wiggle room needs to be generated by revenue growth and quite frankly taking the piss on the rules like Chelsea and now Villa are doing. Playing with kid gloves like we’ve been doing is incredibly naive. The other PL clubs are the enemy. The sooner the club take that approach and stop playing nice the better.

Justifies selling this side for another 100m-200m on top of the price Chelsea got for their team of sadsack lesbians.

U ok, Hun?

Interesting point, Szoboszlai. Really Magyar think.

Disappointing. I really thought they’d stick with him. Good decision to sack him, unfortunately.

Got a 16 a month ago or so. It's great. Got a few hundred knocked off the price from a sale which helped.

Abso-fucking-lutely. We wanted Elanga for Anderson. We got the GK for Anderson. They want Barnes for Ramsay? Guess what you beige bitches, have we got a deal for you?

Dock the cunts points. See if they will rest players for a European game if they're suddenly in a relegation battle.

For those who can't see anything. Don't adjust your sets. It's a list of all Gemmill's predictions that proved true. Stay tuned next week for part two of NOTHING.

More like Craig Dope. Up high!🤚Don't leave me hangin'

They only look mildly like my glasses!

@Toonpack @AgentAxeman Why are you spastic cunts replying to me? I wasn’t making an argument. I was relaying what happened to Rayvin in case he didn’t see the game. It wasn’t clear from his comment if he’d seen it or not. Anyway, @Rayvin then the board decided to have a pointless argument about the space-time continuum not realising that since Elanga was two daylights offside he’d already caused a tear at the quantum level resulting in a black hole forming near the byline which the Forest striker inadvertently inhaled. It tore his innards to shreds, definitely broke several ribs, and he was then shot into the air and exploded. The fumes are currently defusing over the residences of several Toontastic board members causing them to hallucinate violently about the possibility to form transcendental explications of cause and effect. Better?

Maybe you’re confused on who was offside? The offside player was Elanga in the build up not the one who hurt himself going for a cross. Through ball from Forests own half for Elanga who was offside by about 3 yards. Elanga runs the ball down field and crosses. Forest lad knackers himself on the goalpost. Then the flag goes up for Elanga being offside which was obvious from the get go.

Looks like we need a new rule for how far offside a player needs to be to flag immediately. It’s the only way.

It’s maybe fair to say he didn’t do enough to establish a body of work one way or another. But that in itself makes him seem like a bit of a fraud when he keeps taking a position that is in essence about the long term and doesn’t stay for long enough to be judged based on the tangible outcomes of his performance.

Like I said, "or something". 😜

The Forest striker Awoniyi who rammed into the post in their last match has been placed in an induced coma. Must have cracked a bunch of ribs or something. Not anything life threatening according to the news but still a serious injury it seems. Poor lad. https://sport.optus.com.au/news/premier-league/os92854/nottingham-forest-taiwo-awoniyi-coma-surgery-post-collision-leicester-city

It’s such a stupid argument. Botman didn’t jump because he didn’t need to jump to head the ball. If he jumped, he’d have had to dip his head forward and down to head the ball and Jackson still would’ve elbowed him in the face. As far as I’m concerned Jackson saw the ball long enough to judge the flight of it, peaked at Botman to size him up, then looked away and aimed his elbow where he expected Botman’s head to be based on his judgment of the flight of the ball. Warnock and co. seem to think that Botman’s “natural” behaviour would’ve been to jump and wear the ball in the throat followed by getting elbowed in the sternum by that fuckin stupid cunt of a striker. WTF is right.

I’m hoping the shackles will be off for this one. Got the result against Chelsea. Have the Everton game in reserve. We can beat these knobs again. Nothing to it. Plus Eddie has legoheed by his flat plastic private parts area. We come into this game with a tactical and psychological edge. 3-1 to us. Burn to score from a longball free kick to take the piss followed by an Isak double.

That could work so long as he lets the players know not to bother joining in since they can’t do fuckin anything in unison.

There’s some absolute morons around the top end of football punditry, I swear. Doesn’t Jackson have history for this sort of petulance? I swear I recall similar from him in the past. He’s a very thick, very average striker. Typical of his entire club really. They’re worth a lot of money and not worth much else.

Ideally we get the same scenario at ManU that began this season with slaphead getting sacked not long after buying a bunch of players. In saying that, I’d prefer Spurs to win EL which might be the final nail for Amorim. All-in-all I’m not too bothered who wins it as a CL campaign is unlikely to help either them much. Definitely despise ManU whereas Spurs are kinda just amusing. But really I think ManU and Spurs decline seems much more like a definite product of the topbrass having no conception of how to run a club in the PSR landscape rather than a blip that can be fixed by one lucrative CL campaign.