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Irrelevant Nick KP

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  1. No, but you're a complete nugget with a ridiculous avatar.
  2. Nick, Best is not a good PL striker; he is average. Now calm down and ask the Nurse for some more tablets before you get too excited and need an injection. I reckon Ba's knee will go in the first couple of games knowing our luck. Well, I can only disagree with you
  3. Best proved a lot of people wrong. The worst thing is that those people can't just eat humble pie. They didn't say a word while he was playing, then he got injured, and they waited til memory had faded, and then they try again with the rubbish about him not being good. Be real men and admit you were wrong!
  4. That's not the Baltic Coast. That's Zemborzycki Lake, in Lublin, where I live. You should get yourself out to Whitley Bay, and enjoy the sunshine I live in Dubai and get it 365, burak I'm going to start calling you names. Poop-face!
  5. That's not the Baltic Coast. That's Zemborzycki Lake, in Lublin, where I live. You should get yourself out to Whitley Bay, and enjoy the sunshine
  6. Leon Best will have a top season next season. He's shown he can cut the mustard in the Premier League. He is excellent, and has a very bright future.
  7. Basically the difference was the Shepherd sold shirts through a football club and Ashley through a sports shop. On other words, zero difference, as any fool can see. What's more Shepherd was a hopeless runner of the club, who got us into debt, and wasted a total of 37 million on Michael Owen, in fee and wages.
  8. Here we go again - in that 'sensational' documenatry, there were no instances of child labour. Freddie Shepherd boasted of paying 5 pounds to have 40 pound shirts made.
  9. RUPERT: What can I do today? GUSHING BUTLER: You could go riding, Sir. RUPERT: I've done it 1000s of times. GUSHING BUTLER: Well, you could go on holiday on your luxury jet? RUPERT: I've done it 1000s of times. GUSHING BUTLER: You could have sex. RUPERT: I've done it 1000s of times. GUSHING BUTLER: You could do something to piss everyone off, just to remind them that you are so powerful. RUPERT: I've done it 1000s of times. GUSHING BUTLER: I know! You know when someone has a reputation as being tough as steel, like you do. Do you know what really makes them look great. Apologizing! Showing some sort of weakness! And do you want to be remembered as just tough??? None of the great hollywood superstars would have been so great, if they hadn't known to show a softer side, AFTER they had established their tough reputations. GUSHING BUTLER: And to be honest, people have started getting bored with reading about you. They no longer get pissed off when you do something arrogant. They've accepted your power, and are more interested in who wins the World Origami Championships, than you doing something arrogant. RUPERT: But... apologise??? GUSHING BUTLER: Yes. There'd be plenty of attention in it for you. The women would love you. All your life a hard nut, then suddenly, revealing your soft side. RUPERT: You're on! There's that stuff in England, happening. I was going to ignore it. I'm not going to be on the dole, or anything, am I? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Somehow or other, Rupert always gets the attention he so loves.
  10. Demand means what people are prepared to pay. And Newcastle United aren't prepared to pay, over a certain level, for footballers. And I am proud of them for this. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a street, with some houses. In each house, there lived a family. One of the family's was called the Eipgam family. One day, during a period of credit boom, all the family's except the Eipgam family, started becoming very extravagant. Not all the family's wanted to be extravagant, but with kids it can be difficult to withstand their nagging, when they see other kids with the most expensive trainers. And of course, what happened was the the most expensive trainers just got even more expensive. ANother family, called the Pompey family, were among the most extravagant. My oh my how much they spent, and the amazing this is that they had rubbish taste, too. They would spend 100s of thousands of pounds on dross. The Eipgam family, as mentioned, refused to play this game. Mr. Eipgam would buy cheap (but perfectly functional) trainers, for his kids, on e-bay. Nevertheless, Mr. Eipgam's kids were not happy. Mr. Eipgam had to put up with being called a fat Cockney, and other charming expressions which his kids had learnt at school, for being prudent about money. Then one day, the banks started to call back their loans. The Pompey family had to go into administration, and became a humiliated charity case, living off scraps. They had to sell everything. And so did all the other famillies. The Eipgam kids were very proud - they were the only kids at school, who had footwear.
  11. Do you actually believe the utter shite you post or do you just think of the most fuckwitted comments possible and just post them? I used to think you were a Mackem taking the piss now I think that you are doing this as some form of therapy from a Polish secure Unit. Still £1.25M will be more than the actual money spent by the FCB so far. By your the way, your avatar looks ridiculous
  12. And whether you are good at keeping your house tidy. (which I'm certainly not. I hope you're not either. I hate to think I'm the only one whose house is a tip for most of the time
  13. They used to be ridiculous, when they were changing manager every 2 weeks. But now they've run things very well, I think. They've got Bothroyd for free. As for spending money, it's their money and they can do what they like with it. QPR are promoted under these owners, and it's a long time since they were last up.
  14. Well I'm no Don Juan, myself (as I'm sure people can see)
  15. Nah, they were having a go at me. Good picture, mate, and well done for... getting it up
  16. be thrappin himself into tomorrow as we type Geordie This is really pathetic, both you and Kevin. The thread up until Kevin made that gimpish comment, and Bobby followed, the thread was 100% friendly banter. Then these two gimps see that there's no spite, and of course club together on the one that is already unpopular. Imageine if I'd posted this thread. Aploggies to DEADMAN for putting a downer on things, but I'm going to have my say about these two complete gimps! Rant over, and I'm not saying any more about it.
  17. be thrappin himself into tomorrow as we type Geordie zzzz
  18. Looking a bit porky, I'd say (and I'm an expert, as you can see)
  19. Oh, very nice of you to say so. Thank you very much
  20. Also, I'm not sure who demands our players receive £80k a week. Unless it was a reference to the erstwhile views of the labotomised hemisphere he still keeps in a jar. I remember someone saying Enrique, Carroll or someone should have been offered 80,000 a week. I can't remember who it was. You can think I'm lying if you want, but I know I'm not. I also remember someone on another forum saying that Michael Owen should be offered whatever he wanted in January 2009 (ridiculous, I know).
  21. Rupert Murdoch has discovered the terrible truth. People are bored with him. They've resigned to the fact that he's powerful, and no longer care - that's just the way it is. That's why he's going through all this. I guarantee that not one person will even speak to him severely, let alone punish him properly, for what his newspapers have done. But he's somehow managed to lure people into thinking he's in trouble, just so that he can get some sort of publicity. You know as well as I do that the end of this saga is totally predictable. So why are our politicians spending their office ours, with this pointless exercise? Forget Murdoch - ignore him. You've got a country to run!
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