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Lie to me had the odd episode, but quite shit generally. Mentalist is also shite except for the red john episodes. Also every episode title is a Red john reference just to try to lure us in. worst ever show ending also. Homeland havent seen...

a woman getting the friendzone excuse from a guy. Might as well hold up a red flag saying " I - DONT - WANT - TO - SLEEP - WITH - YOU" There is just no way shes buying that - and worse, you are instilling hope in her, in that once she sorts her head out there might be something there. Id rather just pull the band-aid off fast. "sry me no interested" - Lets just be friends. Ball in her court.

a young pierce brosnan

he said she said he said but then she said

u baldin`bro?

I stayed just over the river, I think that is labelled Jersey as well. One of them Hyatt hotels. Was lovely, nice view over the river and even the Statue of Liberty! People working at the hotel were a grovelling bunch though, fat middleaged men asking me with a gay voice if I wanted more coffee etc, seems like they inherently knew there were 5000 others just waiting to have their job in a heartbeat if they fucked up in some way. I dont mind them being polite etc, but its so blatantly obvious they are just putting on an act. Kind of ruins it for me. Another thing which I never get over is the fact that they open every conversation with " hello how are you", some dont even lift their eyes off what they are currently doing while saying it. I know its just a polite phrase, but in norway asking that question is kind of reserved for those who know you, and its meant as a conversation-starter, not a courtesy phrase. Why oother asking " how are you" when you dont want nor expect a reply? Just seems so meaningless. I know its a cultural thing but still.. Anyway I prefer brits to americans, id rather have a genuine "go fuck yourself mate" than a fake " so nice to meet you"

This thread is worthless without pictures. One pre-breakdown and the current Methface. Then we can ROLL DA DICES

Shame if we play Cabaye as holding though, would like him a more advanced, bit of a shot on him

You will have a right time explaining that one later though. Seems a bit like shoving the shit under the carpet if you ask me.

dont ruin the hype meight

There is no such thing as rape, only surprise sex.

hotels on manhattan quoted me some eyewatering prices like... try finding a hotel in jersey perhaps.. subway gets u there in notime anyhows

What? Like when you've had the cement mixer oot? You wrongun. After a few days in the ground in my backyard they are nice and quiet while I go about doing my business..

Most lasses like bein thrown around a bit, domination turns em on! Should give it a go son!

I kind of like girls who are hot beneath a few levels of gravel. This lass sounds to have way more potential than those "Gucci-traps" you have to mingle with on a regular basis here in norway. fake blonde hair covering half the face, sunbed-tan to the point where you cant make out facial features, and a set of gigantic Gucci glasses to cover 75% of the face. Underneath it all most of them are utter donkeys. So many women look great in the evening but you would rather gnaw your arm off than wake em up the morning after.

What use is 14 pages worth of advice when ur in a room with a lass whos hair smell like Rivendell... there will be sex. Id just get it over with tbh. You could have a pre-wank 1 minute prior to her arriving, might work. More likely u`ll be set for round 2 though..

what Holden said. Honestly though, Ive shagged so many vile brides - why not just pound her for a few weeks, she might revert back into that attractive girl she once was?

I love this lad, really think we have a gem on our hands here. Hope he can become a regular like. Deano-time: Simpson Colo Saylor Santon ----------- Tiote Abeid Cabaye Marveaux ------- Ben arfa ----------Ba/(Best)

Can you tell the difference pre and post-breakdown when shes on all four? (Thats a rethorical question btw) Ok joking aside.. If she looks a bit dog-eared now, thats ur chance to get in. When she turns the ship around and becomes a looker, ur already aboard - by then it might be too late to get back in!

ur not norwegian! U cunt! No listening to you no more

Alright done ( although it is on google so hardly unavailable anyway)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...ane-Webber.html fucking hell! So does that mean this bloke is single nauww? and... How could she NOT add 2+2 together and realise it was her boyfriend spreading these photos does she allow loads of blokes to take nude pictures of her?

DANISH DROGBA