Lake Bells tits

3pm. 15:00 GMT, 161 minutes and counting...... I have no idea why I feel held to ransom by this. Somehow I do though. Ill do it when I get home from uni... BIT TIGHT ATM

Way to go Gejon! Another stone and you can tie your own shoelaces again!

Happy?

Im actually gonna do a Deano here and say I might if I can be arsed Using another persons facebook pictures and pretending them to be you is fucking sad though

Actually, I`ll just swap the picture for something less gay.. problem solved.

Ill figure something out as to the validity.. dont worry.

Take another pic with I am not Paul Wyn written on some paper then people will believe you're you. It's not difficult so don't make excuses that you can't do it. fucking hell am I to hold up pieces of paper now like a mug wanking off on webcam for money in order to convince people its me If I were interested in shagging you I might of done it though! It's been done before. Either do it or continue to be viewed with suspicion. Wrongun till proven other wise. Having said that like if he was fake yed think he'd put a better pic than that up, but either pipe up with a pic "I'm no Paul Wyn" or pipe down completely. Hmm insult detected...

Hmm, those pikey girls.. You would, wouldnt you They all seem to have massive tits!

but still better than Raylor

You have people yelling their screens full "THATS NOT YOU UNTIL YOU PROVE IT MAKE A SIGN THAT SAYS " HELLO EVERYONE " AND HOLD IT UP ON WEBCAM ALL WHILE UR MUM ENTERS THE DUNGEON WITH CUPCAKES AND REFRESHMENTS"

Loads of rubbish I hadnt bothered cleaning up, became appearent after I took the pic Being such a paint guru I just brushed it over with a black marker

6`2, uhm around 220..

Had a PM about it asking me to tone down the language I seem to be the only constant nazi gardener round these forumz..

"mates" of mine have written my phone number on the bathroom door at "London" ( Gay bar for those of you who are not familiar with it) I do get the occational late night ring Come to think of it, If im pissed enough one day I might say yes...a mouth is a mouth whether its attached to a ballsack or a fanny..

Ameobi wasn't fit. Or bothered. Or both. Either way it would be utterly baffling if Shola made the starting line up. I wouldn't even have him on the bench. Neither would KK tbh, no idea why pardew rates him at all.

Classy name..

How much of a wizard's sleeve do you reckon she's packing? Nipples like cigar butts too..

You couldnt make this up even if you tried: http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/most-po...15875-23418580/ Poor lad. On the plus side...£565 a week for doing sweet FA apart from blowing your beans up the wife On the negative side: House full of piss and biscuits + the wife has a fanny like a clown's pocket

Id never marry her, But she looks fit enough not to kick her out of bed at 3 AM..

I actually feel sorry for him. I mean its funny, but not the extent that I want to see him commit suicide

I dont get how people can take for granted that we are "mid-table" when have replaced so many players. Might go tits-up for all we know? Add to that an injury on colo or Saylor and our defence will be leaking like a 16-year old on her period but all out of tampons.

Yes. We like them essex girls, Anal on the first date?

Take another pic with I am not Paul Wyn written on some paper then people will believe you're you. It's not difficult so don't make excuses that you can't do it. fucking hell am I to hold up pieces of paper now like a mug wanking off on webcam for money in order to convince people its me If I were interested in shagging you I might of done it though! It's been done before. Either do it or continue to be viewed with suspicion. I dont mind doing it, its just the idea that I would have to. You upload a ( admittedly rather gay) picture as your avatar and have people left and right demanding that you stand on your head with an erect penis to prove its you. Like having the police go through your belongings in the middle of the street and if you moan about it say "whats the problem if you have nothing to hide?".

edit: Removed some nazi garden remarks..

Take another pic with I am not Paul Wyn written on some paper then people will believe you're you. It's not difficult so don't make excuses that you can't do it. fucking hell am I to hold up pieces of paper now like a mug wanking off on webcam for money in order to convince people its me If I were interested in shagging you I might of done it though!