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" bla bla accident" then people were like : "wasnt an accident bro" reply: " it wasnt a terrorist attack inside job" or something similar

my next avatar is gonna be my penis in all its glory.

well fuck off all of you

Inside job orchestrated by black people.

I DONT GET IT

I did it again

As he should

Why? youtube

I still have hopes for Marveaux whereas for Obertan that hope is waning for every match I see.. Heres to hoping..

I cant see how anyone can possibly be to harsh on sholadinho. Hes beyond shit now, calling him that would be an insult to all the small shits coming out of dogs across the country. How anyone offered him a contract worth more than an apple a day and a part-time lease on a bike baffles me.

Or none of them made it except for Cabaye. Depends on how you look at it. I cant see any of them being "on their way up" except for Cabaye who has yet to prove anything here. Was good in france but then again Joe Cole looks like fucking Pele down there now, going past 5 players while having a baguette and an espresso. Santon deflated, Obertan - well no comment necessary there - Marveaux - injured the last coupla years... I realise its a bit of a cynical approach but it seems to me that since we only want to play half price for anything, we end up with players whom we have to "resurrect", pity.

HARSH

This is now a thread about Nazi Germany, stop derailing it with off-topic issues such as player ratings. All bow to the might of Godwin`s law.

No, Im a gay racist bear

We were? werent we? I seem to recall Pardew promising us a more " free-flowing" pas-and-move team? Part of the reason why we got rid of Nolan etc.

He should come here. We need another immobile striker. Him and Shola can peel a banana and have a chat by the post.

We were promised carpet fotball but what I see is a fragmented team of individuals who didnt quite make it at their old club for some reason, simply because we are not willing to pay the going rate for decent players. So we end up with injury-ridden "talents" that have a medical record of an Iraqi veteran or just flat out misfits like Obertan. I think our only chance of doing well this season is dependant on Ben arfa hitting the ground running. otherwise we are proper fucked.

He looks quality. Imagine if he put on 20 pounds with a physique to boot. Come to think of it, I should put him on a diet. 150 grams of protein a day and a morning workout of squats, deadlifts and Benchpress before he goes playing footy..

Fantastic post and I agree with most if not all of it.

from my completely irrational point of view, he looks a bit shit.. hopefully he will be better, but im not crossing any pubic hairs betting on that.

ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. They are more like Germans than us imo, whereas I would say the Danes are more lively and free spirited and are more like us. Just my observations. That's about right. Norway The Norwegian Volunteers of Waffen SS "The Norwegians that volunteered to fight on German side during World War 2 have a controversial and often misunderstood history. They have by many been described as the fiercest and best soldiers ever to come out of Norway. Others describe them simply as traitors. What is a fact is that 15,000 Norwegians volunteered and were willing to fight and give their life for something they truly believed in. A little over 6,000 ended up in service for the [b]Waffen SS,[/b] of which 950 died during the war. Those that were not killed in combat returned to a Norway that wanted revenge. Many spent years in Russian concentration camps after the war, and quite a few were killed there." The Norwegian Labour party rewrote the entire WWII history after 1945. According to them - and to most norwegians - we were fiercely oppressive to the Nazis whereas in reality this was a haven for nazi soldiers. 5 calm years here and then some rattling with sabers and a few blown mailboxes towards the end of the war when it was blatantly obvious Germany would lose, just so we could say " hey we fought too". History is written by the victors. The Norwegian army and defence was a joke back then and is a joke even today.

ewerk brought it up tbf. Nah hes right, shouldnt have dragged it in here. Fair point to Ewerk to point it out. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what -at the end of the day- still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here dont judge me on something I have regretted saying. On the German side in the war iirc. They are more like Germans than us imo, whereas I would say the Danes are more lively and free spirited and are more like us. Just my observations. Danes are more laid back than most norwegians, construction workers working on top of buildings etc have 3-4 pints in their lunchbreak They are notorious tight-pockets though.

And you are from Germany? Well done for joking about that !

ewerk brought it up tbf. Well even though Ewerk dragged it in here, I got banned for that joke, and I guess I should own up to it. As I said, just tried to provide a little political background for what is - at the end of the day - still an inproper joke. Sorry again, hope people here havent judged me completely for a bad joke I shouldnt have written.

Just goes to show how low our expectations have become when we refer to Obertans first half as "good". I thought our entire team was abysmal yesterday.