Mark

Happy Birthday you old fucker.

I have $10 free dollars now on it, free moneys not bad... I'm up to $75 on Ladbrokes now, making some nice money on the cash games.

www.vcpoker.com/freecash Put the promo in, didn't get my free $10, after complaining 3 times, I finally got my money, just this very second!

I just need to build my bankroll up, as I can't really afford to deposit anymore money, so I'm just playing freerolls to make some monies. Got $34 on Ladbrokes, $5 on Ultimate bet, $15 in Poker room, and should have $10 in VC poker, but they bumped me.

Gemmil you make much profit? I havent been playing much lately with being at Uni n that, but made 2 final tables in MTT's this week out of 3, which is canny!

I've punched my monitor before and broke it, had to get a new one. All because of a $5 SNG.... Pierced it with your skinny arms more like - like knitting needles with elbows! Was waiting for that one. I'm not going to retalliate, I'm better than that.

I've punched my monitor before and broke it, had to get a new one. All because of a $5 SNG....

Gemmil, what are your aggression issues? If you aren't aggressive enough, you are probably playing to high of a limit, and scared to loose the money you put in.

I played over 5000 tournaments on Party. Its only the 5+1s that are 20% Not bad Ultimate bet points seem to be a better deal though.

How long did it take you to get all that on Party Spongebob? Also I thought you didn't play on Party much because of their 20% rake on SNG's?

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Is she one of those who is intellegent but has bugger all common sense? My last lass was like that. She was fairly clever academically but came out with some stupid shit sometimes. Aye, although I think every woman is tbh. You'll look propa fly in some Timberlands, sonna. Get those bad boys! Dinna like, gorra bit of a rock on.

Spenky

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Fucking hell son, some of your language is appauling... You sound like my Nana! "bright as a button". I need to get you street wise again. Fo' sho' Yo got yo Timberland's yet, dawg? Not yet. Still undecided, although they look good only people what wear them really are OG's, and I'm not and OG.

Short sometimes talks to me on MSN, normally asking me for stuff "have you got this song?" "do you have a link to the footie" "will you ask your dad to wipe my bum?"

Fortunately not. She can be bright as a button 99% of the time but she'll have the occasional massive lapse in sense which is hilarious. Fucking hell son, some of your language is appauling... You sound like my Nana! "bright as a button". I need to get you street wise again.

14 left, I'm 7th! been playing for fucking ages like! Started at 8.05pm EDIT. Came 9th winning $14 not bad for a freeroll, had AQ vs K 10

Rail me? currently 30th out of 70 in a freeroll, winner gets $200 top 50 get paid, was out of 3200 on ladbrokes. Doing pretty well.

2 weeks late, fuck.

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Amazing... Get out of my car!

I'd go back to 1934, just for the crack.

I'm playing one now on Ladbrokes, was doing class, made an amazing bluff with 8 3, board was A J 10 on the flop with 2 hearts, I bet, he calls, turn was a 5, I bet he calls, I put him on a draw, the river was no help, so I put him all in, and he folded. Amazing tbh.

My bank offered me a credit card, only a £500 limit on it like, but now I'm scared, I'll never use it anyways like.

I'm starting to drift out of online poker, signed up to aspers today, can't wait. I had 3 big bad beats last week and I've kinda lost abit of interest, but needless to say after this post I'm loading up some software and playing . Yesterday I played a $150 prizepool freeroll on Party and came 7th out of 2000, winning $7.50 was chip leader for about an hour. Pretty fun.

Who washes there hands after a wank?