Aeris

It should be impossible to fuck it up like this with the squad we have now... #completepanicfootball

Mbiwa is clearly not master in the art of defensive midfielding, not good for his self-confidence that... :/

Mbiwa needs to come in and play left-back.

Pardew must've lost his mind in the dressing room lowering the team morale to the minimum, and his subs are just atrocious!

Omg my goodness gracious, Shola for Perch????? What the fuck???

Mike Dean is winding everyone up that cunt!

Taylor did a poor job reaching for that cross....Mbiwa get in!

What the fuck does Pardew tell the lads in the break? always englands best team the first 45, then the worst in the second.

Who the fuck was the cunt who pushed the fuck out of Jonas????

what the fuck was that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morale is back on top!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

CABAYE IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sit back! Sit back! No more goals!

GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT INNN!!!!!!!!

According to Fish Perchinator is gonna destroy all of those breaks

I wonder if Jonas has been bothered by the Colo situation a lot this season considering they are best pals...

It's embarrassing to play someone like Jonas with someone like Sissoko...

I'm gutted Mbiwa is on the bench, and Haidara isn't even on it. Fuck he has amazing skills and is fit ffs, Taylor is the opposite haven't played a game all season. I bet it' because Pardew needs an Englishman on the pitch. Mbiwa to come on for unfit Taylor late in the match maybe?

Let him go there, he's probably just another Amalfitano, Abeid etc

Win or not, I'm really excited to see 3 new players in action today. I hope Gouffran scores in his debut.

I rather have a good all-rounded defensive midfielder with pace and a good eye for a pass, than a headless chicken with just an aim to tackle. But if the latter is what (english) football is to you....well....be my guest

"I will play Shola till you stop support NUFC"

Anita operates defensively too, but has way more flair and positivity to him. Perch is favorable only to a negative manager.

It's the above according to N-O