[General Random Conversation..]

People not really laughing at a Ricky Gervais routine is hardly news, mind

[if you heard a joke today, post it]

13 minutes ago, Wardi said:

In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point.  A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties.  In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute.  These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance.

 

[2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat]

51 minutes ago, ewerk said:

He’d be mad to go to Man U. That entire squad needs a Munich air crash to be properly overhauled given their ridiculous spending in recent years.

 

[Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients]

Fucking hell, I'd forgotten the dossier made it as far as the Chronic   https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/30000-hitz-1524241

[Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients]

Complete with shoddily Babelfish-translated website at loerrach-zeitung.de.

 

Das waren die Tage, waren sie es nicht?

 

[Jose Mourinho]

6 minutes ago, Nefilim said:

Nedved was a world-class midfielder or Lingard/TikTok/WestHam/Lokdown

 

I suspect that entire sentence is a syop

 

[Jose Mourinho]

Just now, Nefilim said:

Nobody watches musicals.

 

[Jose Mourinho]

17 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Jose and his technicolour scapegoat.

 

Any team will do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[What's Currently Wrong With You]

  

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

A lot of it is, I'm sure, directly as a result of the close proximity we have at Xmas (virus spread) and the fucking stress Xmas inevitably brings.

 

My mother kindly fell down the stairs shortly before Christmas in order to pick up every bug that's going round the Freeman instead.

 

 

No broken bones, remarkably, just bruised pride and a fair dose of cabin fever. She's still in there but that's mainly because none of the specialists who could discharge her have been in much over Christmas and New Year.  

[Jose Mourinho]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of Gandaft, what’s Billy Storey up to these days? 

 

About two foot of empty cans and pizza boxes in his global corporate HQ a.k.a. WeWork cubicle

[Jose Mourinho]

13 minutes ago, Nefilim said:

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest this didn't really happen. Sky Sports News made it happen, total sy-op.

 

 

  

1 hour ago, Nefilim said:

Give over - Bruce was an Ashley cheap syop for fans/media.

 

Far be it from me to suggest that you get all your talking points from YouTube videos, but...

[Jose Mourinho]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Please tell me you're in your twenties or thirties?

 

More likely:

 

 

[Jose Mourinho]

Deploy the Phoebe

[if you heard a joke today, post it]

32 minutes ago, Wardi said:

A young Geordie lad goes to see the Doctor, clearly in some discomfort - there's a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle sticking out from his foot.  After an inspection and diagnosis the Doctor reassuringly declared..

 

'No need to worry bonny lad, it's just an ingrowing Toon ale'

 

[Transfers, 2023-24 season]

Career-wise, what's the difference?  

[if you heard a joke today, post it]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime?

 

He went on the straight and marrow 

 

[Cooking]

6 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

 

Oooooonnnn the sixth day of Christmas...

 

[Funny pictures thread]

[General Random Conversation..]

My bosses are German so am I fuck being allowed to finish early. Doesn't mean I'll actually be doing much work though.

 

And the mother-in-law is coming to stay tonight so the delights never end. (I like her really, I just resent having to make the house vaguely presentable.)

[General Random Conversation..]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

12.26 today....

 

 

What a sad, sad cunt I am.

 

[Food that can Feck Off.]

Oh, there's a thing, "cupcakes" in their modern iteration. Too much icing, underwhelming cake, yet entire cults have been built up around them (and £££ for them).  

[Food that can Feck Off.]

I like carrot cake as long as I'm expecting carrot cake and not actual cake.

[General Random Conversation..]

The approach road to the local Sainsbury's here kindly arrives in the middle of the car park, so you can either turn left to join the queue for a space 30 seconds nearer to the shop, or turn right and... park at your leisure in acres of space. People, man.

 

 

[General Random Conversation..]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Where are you all getting your veg delivered from?

 

Riverford here

[Food that can Feck Off.]

1 hour ago, LondonBlue said:

and pies can do one unless its a sweet pastry like apple pie