Snake

Fair enough since he lost 2 billion not so long ago He never owned £2b in the first place man. Whoosh yer fucker

Fair enough since he lost 2 billion not so long ago

Should only be serving the tea

One of the few players at Newcastle I have time for

I wonder if a single one of them ever even slightly realises the irony

http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-s...97319-23710937/ Another bitter, clueless cunt telling us we're not a big club

GEREMI THE former Chelsea midfielder is 31 and his legs went years ago. A £7m buy in 2007 but just 11 starts this term.

I suspect the plan has changed for at least the 3rd time "We expect to be challenging for everything within 5 years"

No more getting humped by teams who simply outspend us

It's nailed on that Shearer will get everything he asks for, not because Ashley thinks that would be best for the club but it's much more likely that he knows Shearer will put more bums on seats

Well said Keith

+100

It's no fun at all for the reasons you said, completely pointless, boring and predictable league

As gallows humour goes it doesn't get any *funnier* than that

I bet Lee Ryder's applauding that statement, cunt

This is in no way, shape or form an 'I told you so' post but I've been relaxed about relegation for months, saw it coming a mile off I'm actually gutted for the poor sods who had convinced themselves we'd be ok

It can only happen with a change in ownership. Which might happen once MA realises the shit he's in now. If he bought the club to have fun/make money he's going to do neither now. I reckon he'll fuck off asap Can but hope, I just don't think we're lucky enough. Put yourself in his shoes, he knows he's fucked, trust me

It will be a hell of a long time before a newly promoted team finishes 3rd again

It can only happen with a change in ownership. Which might happen once MA realises the shit he's in now. If he bought the club to have fun/make money he's going to do neither now. I reckon he'll fuck off asap

One thing is certain, the gravy train has left the station

Storm into his room NOW and knock him spark out. Pre-emptive action is what's needed here. Quite tempting actually... Wait till he's asleep then set fire to the cunt

I blame the banner

Pull yourself together, we'll be back Don't count on it. Hasn't this season taught you not to count on anything yet? Might not be for a while but it will happen First we need Ashley to fuck off

Pull yourself together, we'll be back

Glad it's over, I will not miss the premier league one single bit