Snake

And O'Brien. I know it's hindsight but spending 10m on a replacement who so far has looked inferior was madness. Same story as elbowing Sir Bob for Souness

Can never be critised for lack of effort

We should have kept Bramble

All that was missing was camping out overnight for a ticket and queueing outside the gallowgate three hours before kick off

I feel slightly ashamed to have to thank you for your insight Fish...and yes I did post pished on many occasion and then regret the bullshit i had spouted whilst under the influence ! But then again with age comes wisdom ...and a better tolerance to alcohol Don't ever change, you're fine the way you are. I enjoyed your drunken ramblings

Fop = Easily the best poster on here

The World of Men Pornography Beating the clock Whilst attending an ecumenical conference on 18th November 1998, Father Arthur Linehan of Letterkenny (Republic of Ireland) switched on the TV in his room in the Travel Tavern, Liverpool. During the 10 minutes of free pornography before his screen went fuzzy, Fr. Linehan suceeded in masturbating to ejaculation 12 (twelve) times.

http://www.newcastle.vitalfootball.co.uk/a...le.asp?a=154007 No surprise to see a spud in with the first comment

http://www.viz.co.uk/sexistrecords.html The World of Women Driving Car repairs June Spears, who was taken for a £6,322 ride by her local garage.The largest bill for fictitious work carried out on a woman's car by garage mechanics was one of £6,322.88 charged by Joskin Bros Motors Ltd. of Stevenage, Herts. (GB). Calling in for a routine service on her one-year-old Peugeot 305, Mrs. June Spears agreed to pay for, amongst other things, new trumpets (£725), cracked gangle pin (£1,785), realignment of main glib shaft (£2,268), new grommets (£112), set of hexagonal tag nuts and dangleberry adapter (£35) and new piss-take valves (£120). No work was actually carried out on the car during the six weeks that it spent at the garage but 4000 miles were put on the clock and she later received a speeding summons from Italian police.

Good. Hope he drops that mop-haired Argentinian cunt! (fuck off Fop!) Only if boro have any forwards with strength, pace or aerial ability

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1650756,00.html Taylor back for the 'Debry' as well

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1650777,00.html If only we had another useless plodder to fill in for him

Chelsea - The increased level of fitness is unlikely to leave too many players disgruntled. The Times claims that Frank Lampard and John Terry both approached Scolari in a bid to have the intensity of training sessions upped. Newcastle - The increased level of fitness is highly likely to leave many players disgruntled. The Times claims that Shola Ameobi and Kevin Nolan both approached Shearer in a bid to have the intensity of training sessions reduced because after putting in a half decent shift during the day they could barely be arsed to get out on the piss on the night.

If we stay up we'll have all this to look forward to again next year

How he does will depend on how much money he gets to spend. Nothing a couple of 20m midfielders and a 25m forward couldn't fix

What is that all about? Kitman is Oor Wullie. Fact

Not a good enough player to be worth the trouble he causes. Get rid

http://www.setanta.com//uk/Articles/Footba...ton/gnid-51538/ No surprise the shitehawk has piped up

From the Victimpool Echo, can anyone believe the irony? No wonder people hate the cunts Sebastien Bassong – the latest in a long line of hapless Newcastle defenders – headed a clearance straight to Steven Gerrard. After the Reds skipper fizzed a shot narrowly wide, the defender was patted sympathetically on the shoulder by keeper Steve Harper. Seconds later Fabio Aurelio sliced a clearance into touch. It hardly posed a similar level of danger, but the Brazilian's ears were left burning by a Carragher broadside. Liverpool were embarrassingly in control all afternoon. It was almost as if Newcastle had accepted their most realistic route to safety lay in home games with Middlesbrough and Fulham, not in a testing assignment at a motivated Liverpool. Which is an insult to the self-proclaimed best supporters in the world. The truth or otherwise of that oft-quoted statement could be put to the test next season. Manchester City, Leeds and Wolves have all attracted enormous gates in the lower leagues. Newcastle may soon get the chance to show they can improve on the 21,125 who watched the Magpies lose to Tranmere Rovers at St James' Park when Alan Shearer was still a Blackburn striker. That was in the formative years of the brand new Premier League before King Kevin began to wave his magic wand around St James Park and before black and white stripes became the mandatory matchday uniform for your average Geordie.

Isn't there some way we can cheat?

So in short, nothing the fat man has done will have been of lasting benefit? (not to mention the monumetal fuckup of relegation) We'd still be as much in debt as everyone else? SJP Holdings owes one of Ashley's bank accounts apparently (call it SportsDirect). Therefore if SD calls in the loan from SJPH, the club will probaly go into administration. This would destroy all equity and value of the asset, which is ultimately owned by the same person, rendering it financial spasticide. I think we'll be alright for the first season, 40m parachute plus most of the Milner, Given and N'Zogbia money. Its the season after thats the issue for me. By which time he's hopefully fucked off after selling the club at a knockdown price to someone who has more idea than him

Stick with us, you've seen worse

The Newcastle Football Club Massacre

Spot on, yellow for anyone else, maybe even a pat on the back from the ref if it was Gerard

JFK agrees