midds

How kidda! Can't log on. Just keeps fucking me off when I put my password in...

Bollocks! you'd nail her before before you could say "shit, i should've snaked that blond last night". Insatiable tbh. She is in the small group of females I just couldn't bring myself to nail What? Her and Kelly Osborne...

Bollocks! you'd nail her before before you could say "shit, i should've snaked that blond last night". Insatiable tbh.

Bloke was a fucking tool. After 5 minutes I thought it was a set-up. Just didn't add up. Had some journalist been good enough to dig this story up and shoot a documentary then I'd, perhaps, go for it. But for him to go to so much trouble of filming everything that happened after he'd supposedly lost his memory.... Strange, losing his memory didn't affect his ability to use a fucking camcorder did it? Hate liars me...

Get her a long, fat dildo. Poor cow.

I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. I remember the 'brolly boys' of the early 80's. I wouldn't call any of them effeminate. Brolly = not wet = common sence = brain = cool = pink shirt = attractive to women = getting a shag = success Man bags = I want to indulge in greco-wrestling with other sweaty males = gay. FACT! This is the bit I like best! I own and use a bag which I keep my stuff in. If I wanted to carry all of the shit I want to in my pockets of my jeans and coat, I'd look like a right tit. I therefore keep this all of this crap in a bag. If this makes me a man-bag hermasexshal, then so fuck!

Have always thought Nedved was fucking class. Going back a bit - Platini was my favourite when I was a nipper.

I'd think I was doing something wrong if it wasn't... Point taken, but there's a good moist and a bad moist. The key to the whole 'fucking' game is having the ability to ascertain the quality of the moistness. If one can deduce the clamminess, one has a chance to have a crack at said quim, or alternatively, run like fuck because it stinks like a muslim's sandal.

The clit. Although it's a bit fucking moist down there. It also fucking stinks sometimes (although I would pinpoint the blame at wor lass for having a sweaty minge)!

TalkShite. Devised by plebs,written by plebs, for plebs. Can't understand why anyone would even listen to it, let alone believe anything they say...

Stone Roses - Second Coming. Class.

On chips? Yak! Never in a million years. Urgh!!

I never use salt. Fuck that shit. Turns your arteries to stone. Vinegar, mint sauce & brown sauce on the other hand.....

6 slices of dry toast. Also, force yourself to drink a pint or two of water before you go you bed. Sorted.