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About BigWalrus

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  1. Is this board now a self-parody? Can someone delete my account?
  2. To be fait, there's not much competition. Steve Bruce, Harry Redknapp, Chris Hughton, Sam Allardyce and Steve McClaren are his main rivals for that crown. It's like being given the award for best English red wine. It doesn't necessarily indicate quality.
  3. I bet she farted during that one. Practically impossible not to, in that position.
  4. 15 minute walk out would be better. If we're 2-0 down with an hour gone, it's hardly much of a sacrifice.
  5. Jason Cundy's wife left him because he thinks the clubs above NUFC are global brands? I think she was looking for a excuse to get out of the relationship, to be honest.
  6. Aye, it's not a position I've ever really taken before, but if it drags the mackems back into the mire, I'd take a defeat. The Arsenal defeat could work against them too, as if Arsenal beat West Ham they're guaranteed CL football, meaning their last game of the season against Norwich is meaningless, especially with them having a cup final shortly afterwards.
  7. RIP. Tragic story and a real shame.
  8. Well, some of them anyway.
  9. I think they're related.
  10. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152433391842259
  11. When did Ian Brown grow tits?
  12. I heard it just before FT in the Gallowgate. Presumably if the match had fizzled out to a 1-1, nowt would have been said, as there was barely a murmur before the penalty. I've heard plenty of public calls in the crowd for Souness, Allardyce, Roeder, Robson, Dalglish and even Keegan, although none with quite as many participants. Still plenty who simply couldn't be arsed to join in like.
  13. On a related note, I love the phrase "out for the season", when there are only 3 games left. It elevates a dead leg to torn ligament status.
  14. Should get done for driving without due care and attention, especially as he has no hands on the wheel and has almost run over that homeless bloke.
  15. The financial benefit of finishing in the top ten far outweighs any bonus payable. Nobody pays out a bonus that is over 100% of the benefit to the business.