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Apparently the directors seating area is being decked out with the finest Arabian carpet.

Why offer him the take it or leave it when there is supposedly a takeover happening? wouldn't it have been better to tell Rafa to hold out until the death and see what the new owners want to do? this says it all regarding the takeover, it aint happening.

It’s the biggest hoax in toon civilisation.

It’s Friday in Dubai, why haven’t we heard owt?

There’s a new breed of Bin Zayed Ultras around the corner.

This time the silence is Golden from Ashley.

I don’t think you’ll hear from the club until the Sheikh makes an official “Ive bought the toon” statement. Do you ever hear much anyway from the seller in these situations?

Luke Edwards man, what a flump.

Imagine the Sky sports build up to the Citeh game, with Arabian swords clashing together on the graphics etc

Waiting for the Journo’s to start pissing on everyone’s chips now.

Meanwhile in downtown Dubai on the 17th floor...

Sounds the same when he's on Talksport, a lot of it is his own opinion and a mash of everything that's been posted already on twitter etc.

Will we hear from the skint Sheikh today?

It’s coming up to 24 hours since it broke, has everyone enjoyed the rush? Right, back to normal 👍

“Getting many Qs about his wealth. Not a piece of information that's generally available in this part of the world, HOWEVER, SALAMA Insurance, one of the few publicly listed companies he heads reported $300m earnings in 2018 & $11m profit before tax.” from Jah Wobble or summit.

St. James' Palace welcomes his Highness with open wallets.

It might have legs then?

If Derby won it would've been a bank holiday bonanza. Still...

"We have agreed on terms and are working hard to complete the transaction at the earliest opportunity."

Oily lads, ye shudda seen us gannin'.

From the big Ryder. #nufc say the statement from Bin Zayed Group is genuine but refuse to comment further. Statement has also been sent to the Chronicle: "We can confirm that representatives of His Highness Sheikh Khaled Bin Zayed Al Nahyan are in discussions with Mike Ashley and his team, about the proposed acquisition of Newcastle United Football Club.

This would be the cherry on top...

Keep them coming.