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  1. General Random Conversation..

  2. Funny pictures thread

  3. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    Carroll one of us.
  4. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    First picture of Bruce's chauffeur.
  5. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Apparently he left earlier today with a chauffeur in a limo, it's doubtfull he'll be at SJP tomorrow and more than likely will be there the day after. That's one hell of a driver right there.
  6. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    😂 Fucking Steve Bruce man.
  7. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    We need to make Brucey welcome with open arms, he's one of us. I reckon we'll go around 9/10 unbeaten at the start of the season and could well see Brucey lifting a cup. Brucey forever.
  8. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Imaging lifting silverware under Spruce, what a nightmare.
  9. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Brucey was seen last week placing heavy bets on himself. Tommy from the Diamond told me.
  10. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    This would be the perfect appointment under the circumstances, the more dire he makes it the more that will turn away.
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Brucey one of us. 😂
  12. Rafa Gone

    Almiron has lost his smile.
  13. Rafa Gone

  14. Rafa Gone

  15. Rafa Gone

    It's time for a few peaceful protests I reckon. 😂
  16. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    The brown blazer of death can mean only one thing.
  17. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    The international transfer window is open tomorrow, might be all those loan deals to sort out.
  18. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

  19. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Apparently the directors seating area is being decked out with the finest Arabian carpet.
  20. Rafa Benitez

    Why offer him the take it or leave it when there is supposedly a takeover happening? wouldn't it have been better to tell Rafa to hold out until the death and see what the new owners want to do? this says it all regarding the takeover, it aint happening.
  21. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    It’s the biggest hoax in toon civilisation.
  22. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    It’s Friday in Dubai, why haven’t we heard owt?
  23. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    There’s a new breed of Bin Zayed Ultras around the corner.
  24. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    This time the silence is Golden from Ashley.
  25. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I don’t think you’ll hear from the club until the Sheikh makes an official “Ive bought the toon” statement. Do you ever hear much anyway from the seller in these situations?

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