Alex

Yes

No

I seem to remember reading somewhere the idea was first mooted by the UK anyway

And Shelvey’s been 10x the player for NUFC

I’ll trust Rafa’s judgement over yours and Noelie’s

You love to kid on I hate you for some reason, J. Perhaps you think it makes you seem more interesting or something. I genuinely don’t see how people think Mitrovic and Rondon are the same. He’s like Rondon without the work rate or mobility. Neither are particularly good finishers but it’s obvious to me who gave our set up a better option. I don’t see the point about Fulham because it’s not like we’ve created loads of chances this season in many games. Prior to Almiron coming in I’d be surprised if we created more chances than Fulham. I actually liked Mitrovic at first and defended him and wanted him to do well but he just isn’t a good premier league centre forward imo. He’s probably another one of those players who look too good For the Championship but can’t cut it when they make the step up

You rated Steven Taylor, man

Loads of ability but I always got the feeling Benitez didn’t trust or rate him particularly but he needed him last season to a far greater extent than it would seem he does now

It’s the group of people who rate him which is (unsurprisingly) small tbh

....And why haven’t we signed that Serbian striker?

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Just to cheer everyone up

Prick.

Poetry doesn’t require one

Fair comment. Although he’d still probably fuck things up to the extent they looked elsewhere

His excuse for not spending will be another rumour of the club being sold though. Plus I’m not sure I’d want anyone stupid enough to agree to Ashley’s terms to own the club

Best communicator in my lifetime

By ‘him’ I mean Corbyn but obviously it applies to Rayvin too

I’m not one to defend him over this or much else but I agree with Rayvin. It’s absolutely fuck all

He posted, at 5 am on a Saturday morning

When you’ve predicted every possible outcome, CT it’s not really a prediction as such

Sorry, but the position of boring mackem wum who’s contrary in lieu of having a personality or an intelligent argument to make is already taken.

Considering what we payed he’s been alright imo.

I would imagine Roeder’s just another one on the payroll. His lack of relevance and his inability to articulate why Ashley isn’t that bad an owner make him seem like just the sort of person the owner would think would be worth hiring

And Theresa May might as well be Tommy Robinson given stopping freedom of movement overrides everything else in terms of her priorities