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Ha ha ha I don't believe it

Dummett & Fernandez are to have late fitness tests

Joselu We've a striker called Joselu He really plays like a bag of pooh Couldn't score in a brothel His goalscoring is like fuckin' offal No venom or even no bite He really is a pile of shite He'll never ever score a goal As long as his arse has got a hole Trooper 2018

We're relying on Joselu outscoring them ha ha ha

3-0 blah blah blah relegation

Walls have ears, they also have sausages & ice cream.

Ashley "Can we have the bill" Charnley "i'll get that" Ashley "Go on then" Charnley ( looks at the bill thinks ah shit) psst "Jonjo can I lend some money until payday "

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/mike-ashley-tries-pasta-and-platitudes-to-lift-tensions-at-newcastle-united-8shlssrs8?shareToken=1c2817f07352abb28548685ef10ff792 Caulkin's latest piece Charnley paid the bill

Ashley could give Rafa £100 million to spend on players in January & i'd still think he was a cunt. Btw Keegans booked arrived this evening i'll be getting stuck into that tomorrow.

Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley would like to put the record straight in relation to press reporting of events following a dinner that he attended on Wednesday evening with Rafa Benítez and the players. Mike Ashley said: "I did not make a 'V-sign' to anyone. To suggest otherwise is both inaccurate and irresponsible. "The matter is in the hands of our legal team and they will be contacting relevant newspaper editors in due course. "It is hugely disappointing, given the reason why we set up the meeting, that certain elements of the media are trying to undermine the club by creating a story out of nothing." The pictures & videos tell a different story you lying bastard

This from The Mail... "Mike Ashley also allegedly told both Rafa Benitez and the players that there is no chance of the club being sold because ‘No party has ever come close to meeting his valuation and that some had tried to steal the club at a knock-down price."

But the guy has utter contempt for fans inside & outside the stadium. Would you go to a pub were you knew the landlord served up beer not fit for purpose in a pub that was a pig sty & laughed in your face if you complained

I'm just trying to figure out why anyone would go to SJP & spend money with this Rucker laughing in your face & giving the V's

He probably left 20 minutes after Rafa as he was finishing off any left pizza.

So within the space of 5 days Ashley has laughed in the face of everyone inside SJP. Then last night as he was being driven away from his meal with Rafa & the players he sticks 2 fingers up at the fans protesting. Even the most ardent fan must get it now, he doesn't give a shit about the fans. Surely the protests need ramping up now & there's enough evidence to support a boycott.

I'd imagine the free advertising is probably paying him quite well as he's got a foot in the door in the American market. Last year S.D. bought Bob's Stores & Eastern Mountain Sports (50 shops) US analysts claim its a starter pack. Now given SJP is on American TV every fortnight with the sineage as far as the eye can see i'd imagine S.D. are doing some canny business on the back of that. Also I wouldn't be surprised if the thinking behind the signings of Ki & Muto was to try & dip a toe in the Asian markets.

Ashley's conditions on opening negotiations with a potential buyer This from Sky Sports: Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has challenged anyone wanting to buy the club to show him the money. “Ashley and his representatives have never publicly named their price for the club, but it is unlikely to be sold for less than £300m. “Sky Sports News understands that aside from purchasing the club, prospective buyers must also prove they have the funds to take the club forward.” He's a cheeky bastard with that last bit... "Prospective buyers must also prove they have the funds to take the club forward"

cheers @ewerk

I'd love that to happen mate but here's the latest from Sky... One source told Sky Sports News that until Kenyon makes an offer, it is a case of “a man with no money wanting to buy a football club”.’

@Dr Gloom& @PaddockLad would you both support a boycott if The Magpie Group called for one.

My own boycott I've never been in SJP since he bought the club. I've put forward ideas to The Magpie Group. Being half paralysed I'm limited at what I can do.

Granted I don't go to the matches but it's not about money any more its about taking a stance against Ashley. I fucking hate him but the irony in protesting outside the ground then going in, calling him names then buying a pie & a pint at halftime. It's no wonder the smarmy bastard laughed if you could get maybe 10,000 out of the ground as a starting point i think the laughing would soon stop especially if it started to gather momentum. Btw this is not a criticism of match goers it's just an observation.

All of a sudden we have a prospective new buyer of the club. Is it mere coincidence that Keegans new book is released on Thursday & promises to tell what really happened between him & Ashley. It looks like more smoke & mirrors to me as Kenyon doesn't have the funds himself to buy the club & would need financial backing via a consortium

You must be looking at least another £50 to £100 million for premiership players if the club is to kick on.