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I'd join that mate, how far do you cast your net for membership? @PaddockLad, @Renton etc, any of you remember when it was that the option to purchase an extra ticket was added to the season ticket package?

nice one, cheers mate. aye you're right that's shite. might do to a little questionnaire of my own to n.u.s.t., on some more pertinent matters under the pretence of joining, assuming of course they'll answer any queries of a non member! now's probably as good a time as any seeing as they've got some competition for my affections from mad dazza curry and the north shields bad boys massive. failing that, I'm thinking of setting up 'the cotswolds popular front of not even being remotely close to being a superfan party' if you'd like to join?

@Howmanheyman mildly intrigued enough to see if I could find the contents of alex hugh magill hurst and the truefaith cartel's survey on ticketing issues but can't find it anywhere. assume it must be for the eyes of members only? would you mind hoying it up? don't worry though if it means you'd be ostracised by the trust, I wouldn't wish a fate like that on anyone!

how you getting on with it mr fist? been playing the fucking thing for nearly a year and still only on 80% completion! in fairness mind i got to the last boss months ago but just kept getting obliterated within seconds so gave up! i've since bought and completed the last of us 2 which was ace. back on to forbidden west again now with the intention of fully upgrading both the nora thunder warrior and the oseram artificer armours (which is a mission in itself!) before i try and tackle the cunt at the end again! bought this, just in case i end up hoying me toys out the pram again.....

I mean I get why this board takes the piss out of storey's bollocks about his wealth, not so why yous all do it about his appearance. I've always thought he looks quite presentable me.

ah! none of the above is beyond the bounds of possibility. more so considering me slightly unkempt appearance. mrs bd has been telling me for 20 years now I look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

explain yourself fist or I'm gonna have to assume I'm the victim of some outrageous and no doubt slanderous in-joke during me two week absence!

for fuck's sake man! you'll not find many bigger critics than me of n.u.s.t. but no way on god's green earth is 'chinky' the answer. the fucking moronic halfwit who organised a tacky flyby over sunderland's ground on the day it turned out be bradley lowery's last game? the fucking moronic halfwit who responded to criticism to do so by offering to meet people for a fight? the fucking moronic halfwit whose catchphrase is 'don't recall ever seeing your face at an away game before' that 'chinky'? only the terminally stupid would profess to be that much of a superfan that he has a photographic memory of every newcastle supporter in attendance, let alone know them all. i've managed half a dozen aways this season and don't recall spotting 'chinky' but then i'd have to concede spotting other supporters as a method of one-upmanship hasn't really been on me agenda. odd mind. you'd think it would be hard to miss him what with him bearing an uncanny resemblance to sloth out the goonies. think i'd rather stick with the tory boy and the vacuous blonde, ta.

hope you got sorted mate. ask the fat tory cunt if he thinks he should relinquish the right to buy another ticket for his old mate little lord fauntleroy from the royal grammar school on the odd occasion he pops up to the north east from the stockbroker belt or whether he should in fact be attempting to buy one for him when they go on general sale? the amount of away tickets going to corporate is an issue no doubt about it, however there's bigger ones, a place of 16,000 in the queue at 10am this morning is testimony to that.

I thought yesterday was arguably our biggest game of the season. a loss could've easily seen it just fizzle out. nice this morning to look at the league table and consider that with a win at forest we'll be in a position to claw back tottenham and man utd, it's in our hands, especially with home games coming up against both. anyway, much more optimism than pondering the table and dwelling on those that could overhaul us over the last few weeks.

living in fear of alan the shit driving instructor from north shields me.

thank the lord all fucking mighty for that. would've preferred something a bit more convincing.... but hey!

if there was to be any consolation whatsoever to another newcastle wembley defeat it would be that a self proclaimed 'super fan' like you had actually bothered to get off his fat fucking arse and attend it. you rack up an impressive three hundred and fucking four miles a season driving from your north shields hovel to stink out the labour club before wobbling to the match and sitting in silence. as for your fucking 'loyalty' points, you don't go to fucking away games, yer fat cunt, you buy tickets to sell on, in order only to preserve the delusion that you're the greatest supporter newcastle's ever had, yer fucking moronic halfwit. so, yer sanctimonious cunt, bear in mind that there's lowly members that put more miles in on one leg of a journey to a match than you do in a fucking year. get in yer car next sunday, and have a fucking head on with a really solid brick wall.

they claim about 13,000 members. the vast majority recruited on the back of ashley sacking off benitez when they were offering lifetime memberships for a £1. a truer reflection of their relevance now is the handful of people who showed up for their agm a couple of weeks ago in one of the function rooms at the ground. the whole n.u.s.t./truefaith collaboration is a shockingly transparent method to get hurst in the limelight for his own gain. far prefer wraith me and he's a cunt too.

nowt worse than a cunt with an over enthusiastic approach to the exclamation mark key.

the king has taken to the airwaves and clarified everything. all hail tory boy.

just as an aside.... my mate (aka chauffeur) who had a fuck off massive stroke 10 years or so got one (p4) today. poor fucker spent 5 months in hospital 'locked in', been a long hard slog for him over the last six or 7 years regaining his speech, mobility etc. obviously during that time his season ticket lapsed. his 2 kids chipped in and bought him one for the beginning of the 21/22 season to celebrate him getting his driving license back, so he really hit the jackpot there! delighted for him after what he's been through.

I'd be astonished if hurst and his mates had any meaningful input in to how the tickets were allocated, the club were probably only pandering to them. as for the criteria bit, I'm gonna agree with me mate @David Kelly with regard to weighting. I would imagine the club are probably aware they've got members in p6 who've been to every home game, including cups, since they rocked up in town 17 months ago. it would be hard to argue that a small number of tickets were kept back for that reason and it probably wouldn't have been much more than a handful. it would be hard for anybody in p4 or certainly p5 to argue that a weighted member as above was any less deserving than a ticket than them.

you doubt the validity of the email I posted above?

I think it happened when I was trying to transfer it to my history instead.

I spent the vast majority of the 80s going to away games on monty's privately run naughty lads buses. I would trust every single one of the blokes that used to use them infinitely more than I would alex hurst and his truefaith/nust clique.

no, apparently they've allocated some to each section. there's now people reckoning that the ticket they bought during p1 has disappeared out of their history!

aye. I mean common sense would suggest once p3 had finished and they knew how many tickets were left over and how many tickets were gonna be allocated to each of sections p4, p5, p6 and p7 that they would just conduct each ballot separately, surely? I can see the ticket purchasing history of all the people I'm linked to. it most definitely had my mate as having made a transaction today for man ud v newcastle with a note of ballot transaction next to. then like a puff of smoke it was gone! I've hallucinated many times in the past, but this wasn't one of those occasions!

logged in to book nufc co uk and in the history section it showed my travelling buddy (p4 priority) had made a ballot transaction on 14.2.23. for man utd v newcastle. text his son saying like your dad's got one. 2 minutes later it had disappeared out of the history! they can't fuck this up surely?!

precisely this, although I'd be willing to bet the vacuous, pouting hair preener who offers fuck all meaningful to the conversation is a tory too. i didnt mind truefaith till hurst got his hands on it, now it's an abomination of adverts and self promotion. the shit they sell on there wouldn't look out of place amongst ashley's sports direct tat either. michael martin used to write some decent enough editorials, always with a bit of a left wing leaning. then the cunt jumps in to bed with a fat tory pig who prostitutes himself out to the daily mail at every given opportunity. shameful really.