thebrokendoll

facial recognition at the turnstiles won't be used on fans but only to allow entry for people who work at the stadium. aye, ok. it's a knocking bet though that'll be introduced (by bizarre coincidence obviously)at about the same time as you'll need to include a passport/driving licence photo of yourself when renewing a season ticket/membership. and it'll be in place at sjp long before the foundations start getting dug for a new ground.

to be honest i just googled songs with seagulls in the title and that came up! in fairness I do remember there being a band with that name in that era but wouldn't have been able to name any of their songs. I was a punk in waiting in the early/mid 70s more in to t-rex, sweet, slade. shamefully dark side of the moon even passed me by till a few years after it was released.

you'd think really that they'd adapt an anthem based the be bop deluxe classic 'sister seagull' bit of improvisation on the opening few lines shouldn't be beyond them... Sister seagull, oh you're flying me to high Feels so dizzy underneath your open skies And it's strange the games we play to hide the crime Sister seagull you're the reason I survive

when I was kid me old man had a couple of routes in to newcastle, me favourite was to go down swalwell bank, over the scotswood bridge and along road past the armstrong vickers factory. I remember being in awe of the size of the place but mostly of the tanks parked outside it. can always remember too going past the robin adair pub. apparently the original one mentioned in the song was on the factory side of scotswood rd and the 'modern' one i remember was built opposite where it used to stand. never ever went in there even when i was old enough to do so, despite going past it on countless occasions. always used to think it looked like the sort of pub you'd go in if you placed no value on your life, sure they used to have a couple of rottweilers prowling about on the flat roof!

anybody else watch the nations cup final the other night? been full of admiration for lots of our players over the years, but never once contemplated knocking up a little placard to hold aloft in the stands.....

I've been to both roker park and their new place numerous times. I've seen them play at our place numerous times. I've never, not even once, heard them sing their iconic, globally recognised anthem either tunelessly or in perfect harmony. bizarre.

dear god. what gene pool do they find their moderators in?

the king of the hip swivel never got a guard of honour when he burst in to song though. every one of these cunts was pencilled in to be one of the three tenors when pavarotti croaked it.

I'd genuinely rather watch/listen to adam pearson.

how the fuck are we going live with these cunts next season? we'll be lucky to walk the streets on a derby day without being windmilled. we don't have a hope on the pitch against their team of 'generational talents' and as if that wasn't bad enough we can't compete in the stands with their 'globally recognised' anthem sang in perfect harmony. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/wise-men-say-chant.1657963/

high hopes for chris rigg this lad.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/chris-rigg-v-lamine-yamal.1657940/

think they still owe millions for the funktion one sound system charlie methven had installed so he could spin adagio for strings when the players run out.

only one man for the job here. do your stuff @Christmas Tree ....

only 2 days till a FOURTH successive transfer window SLAMS shut without a first team signing. the cunts.

why does the board keep breaking then? and what the fuck's a discord?

loosely interpreted as.... I'm in direct contact with chris parkinson

https://www.northumbria.police.uk/police-forces/northumbria-police/areas/about-us/about-us/our-people/vanessa-jardine/

yer can fuck off with your laughy face!

well.... I heard you got yours off vanessa jardine.

I mean I'm just pissed off they took money out of my account unannounced and then blatantly telling lies with this shite here... could ve worse mind all kind of accusations flying around on n.o. about messageboard admin and club collusion.... come to think of it, how the fuck did @Tom get a wembley ticket??

I'm beginning to think howmanheyman has.

hooray, I can biy one now. they've well and truly fuckec up, look at the dates man, there was 'no events found' when you clicked on the home tickets section of their website up until this morning, yet they're saying season ticket holders and members had first dibs on tickets from friday 30th may. they never even announced the game till yesterday and no fucker was a member anyway as no money had gone out of anybody account. you can't even buy a fucking membership till the 17th june if you didn't auto renew. they've taken incompetence to new levels this time and they're fucking lying cunts to boot.

I don't want to go to the sela cup, however just as a little experiment I logged in to buy one. so they took £37 out of my fucking bank account yesterday despite not informing me they were going to. however proud 25/26 number i must be, be8ng as I've paid for the fucking thing, yes? wrong, I can't buy a ticket because it's restricted to members....

there's fuckers who want to be members and are more than happy to renew auto manually they don't really care. they are claiming they haven't had an email regarding renewing. so let's be generous to the world's shittiest box office and say all these people like me it would seem have inadvertently deleted their email, they'd therefore not have opted out and be members, yes? well no actually, because no money has come out of their accounts. not only that, the tickets have gone on sale today for the game against athletico madrid and they can't access a restricted sale on account of not being members despite desperately wanting to be.

Also from their website...