Jusoda Kid
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Smart arse
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I general don't get as worked up as other people do about referee decisions. He made a [bad] mistake, and possibly another bad one. But does anyone seriously suggest he did it on purpose?
In all honesty, despite a great performance yesterday, we would have probably lost regardless. We need to get rid of our excuses, and concentrate on the West Ham match, where the ref will probably favour us.
You obviously didn't watch the match. Newcastle were matching arsenal all the way, if not better, until that baldy nonce decided to makle his rash decision on an incident he didn't even see. If he had consulted his linesman instead of reaching into his pocket as quick as he reaches into his bag of sweeties outside the school gate then he mightn't have fucked the whole game.
The mans a simpleton it's plain to see and if justice is done he'll be refereeing in the championship for the rest of the season. Forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't this the same pric who refereed the Boro game last season and failed to spot the crying dutchmans hand ball which cost us another 2 points.
The birch would be to good for this baldy bastard.
How is the ref going to favour us for the west ham game? Do you know something we dont or is it just more of your drivell.
Why don't you do us a favour and wipe that brown stuff off your chin
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Jenas is an utter turd. Where he should be palmed off on is anywhere BUT where he WANTS to go. Greedy overpaid underperforming bag of shit as he is. Souness reckons that other players in the England camp were telling him how much they were making. As if he isnt on enough - this is the same arsehole who was throwing scrunched up £20 notes at barstaff and shouting out "Double your wages" remember, while playing like a Hartlerpool reject.
Certain posters on here seemed to think this was just a bit of boyish behaviour, I saw it differently, as a more serious long term problem unless he got his act together, which he most certainly has NOT. So - guess whos being proved right on Mr Jenas ?But while I'd laugh my socks off if he ended up in the Teeside Wastelands, the thought of that twat Viduka coming here fills me with horror. His wanting Viduka
is the main reason I am against Souness continuing as manager.I thought that was Dyer ?
Whoever it was, they are both twats though. Agree with everything you say about the signal such things send out.
Bigger problem is the fact that Jeeenarse might also be annoyed his little mate is now on 80k a week....how many others at the club feel this way, and how many players we try to buy might want parity too.
i would love to know what dyer has done to deserve these massive wages, i mean no other club even wanted him.
The negotiations should have went something like this:
FS: Look Kieron you've caused us nothing but trouble since you came here, your performances haven't excatly set the world on fire and you spend a lot of time injured therefore the best we can offer you is £40'000 a week take it or leave it.
KD: Your taking the piss, haven't you read the papers, I'm kieron Dyer, full England International.
FS: Look you little cunt, no fucka's interested in you other than your shithouse cling on mates, Scholesy has scored more goals at st james park than you, what you got to say to that?
KD: It's not fair, It's not fair
FS: Well I'm afraid thats how it is and thats how it's going to be so if you don't like it fuck off back to ipswich because they are the only cunts interested in you. By the way i want a decision by this afternoon otherwise I'll get Bowyer to fuck you 'again' comprende.
Now fuck off!
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Serve him right if he ended up down the toxic city, can't see him going there though and if it means us ending up with Viduka i don't want him to go there.
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Cliff Richard
Wired for sound is an all time classic, rollerskates, legwarmers what more could you want?
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techically he never said a female pornstar.
Whatever floats your boat
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An ice cube tray
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And how is that scary like, Catherine?
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, hows about......
She honestly makes me want to cry, she's that beautiful! I think I've been in love with her for over ten years now.
You need to get a grip, and not on your dick.
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Agree with all posts so far.
My choice is Ulrika Johnson for the following reasons.
1. She's a slag
2. She's very bitter and jealous of other successful attractive women
3. She slags everyone off
4. She's a hasbeen but won't admit it
5. She hosted a dating show where lasses had to compete to try and cop off with a millionaire, she ended up shagging him and marrying him.
Unfucking believable and she still walks around as if butter wouldn't melt. Dirty, filfthy slut.
6. Her tits touch her knees
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A large jar of vaseline
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Whats this onion juggler on?
Zidane's return guided by voices
A dream come true for the struggling French
CATHAL KELLY
Like most of us, God has been seriously concerned lately by the state of France's senior men's football team.
So much so that a few nights ago one of His messengers staged a late-night intervention with French legend Zinedine Zidane.
In an interview this week with France Football magazine, the three-time FIFA player of the year spoke in obscure and frankly bizarre language about the "mysterious voice" that convinced him to end his self-imposed international retirement.
"One night at three in the morning, I suddenly woke up and spoke to someone," Zidane began quite reasonably. Who was it? Mrs. Zidane?
"During the hours that followed I was on my own with that person, at home."
So it must have been his wife.
"I didn't tell anyone about this — not my wife, not anyone."
Oh dear.
"This is even irrational and that's why I am the only person able to truly feel it."
Er, all right.
"I felt pushed by this force which dictated my behaviour. It was a revelation for me. I had to obey this voice that advised me."
This is getting creepy.
"I don't want to make too much of this, or for what I've confessed to be misinterpreted, but what's happened to me is quite mystical and even escapes me a bit."
Misinterpreted?
Ha ha. No, of course not. How could we ... just tell us if it was God, Zinedine.
"This is someone that you will probably never meet," Zidane said.
Oh, come on. Don't be like that.
You can trust us.
"Until I die I will never say (who it was). This is just too crazy."
Fine, be like that.
But if it wasn't God, there's a very short list of French-speaking cat burglar/hypnotists that fit this description.
As it turned out, "never" lasted approximately 72 hours.
Once the story hit the European press, it was hard not to notice that the greatest footballer of his generation seemed, you know, crazy.
"I'm clearly speaking about a person, not about religion, nor about something mystical," Zidane clarified on his website, ignoring the fact that he was the guy who used the word "mystical" in the first place.
"I don't want to say who this person was."
Oh boy, not this again.
"But since it was misinterpreted ... I say that this person was my brother."
Your brother?
He's the "mysterious voice," the messenger from above?
Let's get this straight. You suddenly woke up at 3 a.m. one night to find your brother lurking near your bed.
Rather than ask him to call ahead before visiting in the future, you decided to spend the whole night chewing over your year-old decision to quit the French team.
The God story made more sense. Plus, it would represent God's highest profile incursion into footballing since that ugly business with Diego Maradona at the 1986 World Cup.
Zidane, 33, quit international football last summer after embarrassing French defeats at the 2002 World Cup and Euro 2004.
Without his midfield generalship, France quickly went from being a puzzling group of underachievers to a rudderless mess. They've only won two of six World Cup qualifiers thus far.
Zidane's return coincides with a similar decision by French defensive dynamos Claude Makelele and Lilian Thuram. No word on what role God or their brothers played.
The key trio should prove decisive in European qualifying Group 4, where the French remain three points adrift of Ireland with a game in hand.
Zidane's return went over a like a hailstorm of toads in Dublin.
Ireland's decisive showdown with the French comes Sept. 7. That gives them four Sundays of much-needed beseeching for their own divine intervention.
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Three men held over van 'mystery'
Three men have been arrested in connection with an incident in which two men were seen bundling what looked like a person in a sheet into a van.
They were seen by a passer-by on Friday night outside Sainsbury's in Etherstone Avenue, High Heaton, Tyneside.
The white Ford Transit van was traced to an address in Wallsend where three people were arrested.
Police gave no more details but appealed for anyone who saw anything suspicious to contact them.
A police spokesman said they also wanted to trace the person who may have been put into the van.
Weird stuff.
Thats normal behaviour in Byker and Walker, infact they probably wouldn't have been arrested for it had they done it down there.
Silly boys
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Fuck me, thats savage.
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It resembles something i would expect Alex to write on this forum.
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Duncan Ferguson:
'Stop thief' You are on my property, please leave quietly.
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Seagulls are Vermin. Have you seen what they eat?
About a year ago as i was turning the corner into my street when i heard this screeching/whining noise. A large rat/seagull with wings was carrying a baby starling off in it's beak.
I can't imagine what their shits are like if there eating starlings - Dirty Bastards.
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According to teletext, Souness said they were 'targetting several players' and 'hoped to get one more in'
Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?? Or maybe the several players being targetted all play in the same position meaning get one and the rest aren't needed
Did Steve Watson get a new club??????!!!!!!!!
They also reported that FORWARD Kieron Dyer has signed a new deal. What a fucking joke 'forward', pauls scholes has scored more goals at st james than Dyer has.
Unbelievable, and he's the answer to our striking problems. The clubs a fucking joke thanks to FS and his jock mate.
This is how good Dyer is:
"Scholes’ record against Newcastle is impressive. He has scored seven goals in five matches against the North East club. Four of those strikes have come in his last two outings at St James’ Park; a glorious hat-trick in April of United’s last title-winning year provided his most successful visit".
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I thought N'Zogbia could play left back, why not play him there and play Taylor in CD alongside Boumsong instaed of the geriatric convict.
Fuck me it's not rocket science
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6 million for Boa Morte but offer 4 million for Anelka, sounds like good business that fred you fat fucking inbred piece of shit
Do us all a favour and fuck off into a corner and die slowly.
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