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Jusoda Kid

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  1. Apparently Careless Whisper is still hooked on double-dipped suppositories.

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    I heard he shot his dealer dead during a particularly bad case of the squirts.

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    You guys kill me

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    Like Morecambe and Wise, take a guess at who the baldy one is :D

  2. Shields Rd now falls into South Heaton, just to confuse matters even more.

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    That's Byker though :D

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    I know. It's a load of bollocks isn't it. Shields Road will always be Byker.

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    Strange one this because them houses at the back of the 'Heaton bingo' are classed as Heaton but imo thats byker.

     

    I'm confused

    :D

  3. Here we go again :rolleyes:

     

    Yes thats me in my avatar, look at my tatoo's. I'm rock hard, just like you for your Baldy mate.

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    It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! :D:rolleyes:

     

    Why not try starting again under another username....

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    I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet.

     

    http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem

    :D

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    Borderline retarded!

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    Aren't you a borderline mackem

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    I suppose I am but I dont write songs about it!

     

    Wacky Jnr is seething! :sun:

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    Doubt it, i know how you girls operate, i thrive on this sort of shit.

    :)

     

    See you've got a new recruit

  4. Here we go again :sun:

     

    Yes thats me in my avatar, look at my tatoo's. I'm rock hard, just like you for your Baldy mate.

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    It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! :D:D

     

    Why not try starting again under another username....

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    I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet.

     

    http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem

    :D

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    Nice come back baldy

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    Must have searched your mind for that one :D

  5. Here we go again :rolleyes:

     

    Yes thats me in my avatar, look at my tatoo's. I'm rock hard, just like you for your Baldy mate.

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    It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! :D:sun:

     

    Why not try starting again under another username....

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    I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet.

     

    http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem

    :D

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    Borderline retarded!

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    Aren't you a borderline mackem

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  6. i stopped taking them years ago, apparently they make you go bald. Ever thought of getting a weave?

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    Nah, the lasses love it, goes down nearly as well as the hard man act.

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    Do they slap it quickly like a scene from Benny Hill? Just out of interest do you bic it or has it just fell out naturally and left a nice shiny finish?

     

    A baldy head can make you look quite hard, didn't you know.

  7. I find it quite ironic that someone who was constantly boasting about scoring drugs from the Byker Wall should have such a hardline stance on crime.

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    Never one to take Wacky's side, in fact it's quite scary over here. But taking drugs should be a personal choice, the minute you mug an old lady to support your 'habit', however, you should be hung up by rusty hooks through your bollocks, have your thumbs chewed off my rabid ferrets and buggered by a rhinoceros horn till you're very sorry.

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    You're starting to get the hang of it

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  8. I find it quite ironic that someone who was constantly boasting about scoring drugs from the Byker Wall should have such a hardline stance on crime.

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    Take it your referring to me, I was taking the piss baldy. You shouldn't believe everything you read.

  9. So, I take it Newcastle-Online is down again.

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    Howay, it's always down :D

     

    Nah, it's not so much down, it's broke or gone.

     

    http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/

     

    Just a white blank screen.

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    Should have just stuck with Howaythetoon and none of this shit would have happened. Do you secretly wish that now Grass?

  10. I'd imagine if you brought it back now you'd get lots of chavers walking around with their tops off to show off how many lashes they'd got and how hardcore they were.  "Did it hurt?"  "Nah!"

     

    Bearing in mind there was a trend amongst chavers at my school to walk around with a big scar and welt in the middle of your forehead where you'd got your mate to shoot you with an air rifle.

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    Had thought of this, it's the same with the tagging system, they wear it like some kind of trophy. Maybe we should consider taking thumbs off instead of the birch, or maybe even branding there forehead with thief, pervert etc.

  11. You're obviously one of the less well off Byker types I take it, m' boy.........

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    No, what's sophisticated about Sandyford or Shieldfield by the way? Jesmond is snobby though, I'll give you that.

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    Shieldfield is the absolute pitts, now thats what i call inbred.

     

    Very depressing

  12. Heaton is having a problem with arseholes digging through people's bins for identity theft, so watch your bins Tom and shred those bank statements...

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    Thats why i dont bag my dog shit anymore, tend to save it up then strategically layer it throughout my rubbish. I think I'm one of the very few people in Heaton that bring my bin in

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  13. The Jeremy Kyle show has been replaced by Springer permanantly by the looks of it :D Gutted!

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    What i seen of it was good, far superior to the Trisha show, he was a cheeky bastard and i liked that :D

  14. SBR did so many great things in his time at Newcastle but the sale of Nobby to villa was criminal, not just because of the peanuts he went for but because he still had so much to offer the team.

    It annoys the hell out of me when people say he was past his peak because he wasn't playing well but it was obvious it was more the fact that he knew he would be substituted somewhere between the 68-80 minute mark regardless of how he was playing and the way SBR carried on about him in the press was wrong.

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    Just like our current waste of space Sourness, totally mismanaging the sale of players for peanuts.

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    Actually you have to wonder about the mentality of the fat controller as well.

    Both SBR and the scottish thug have let the fat man know who they want shot of and they have either disappeared for a fraction of what the cost/were worth or they have quietly slipped them out the back door never to be seen/heard again.

    The current situation with Viana worries me because it has the hallmarks of Gavilan and Bassedas. Both players that cost Newcastle considerable amounts and yet they left as free releases.

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    can't help thinking that bellamy fell into this category as well

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  15. 14 out of 16 but if i'd went with my first instinct instead of changing it would have been 16!

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    That's the thing though, a few drinks in you and you'd be staring down the barrel of a cock in no time! :D

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    Feeling lucky spunk? :D

  16. Not to sure about that. Theres been some strange goings on down there as well, in particular a young lad who keeps being seen walking different dogs that seem to be of a very nervous disposition, now he's either got a very large collection of dogs or he's up to no good, i believe it to be the latter so keep your eyes peeled :D

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