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53 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Re-watched The Ring for the first time since back in the day when I was absoltuely petrified of it. Still really enjoyable. 7/10

 

Watched the Japanese version/original last night with Hiroyuki Sanada. 8/10

 

Ringu was the first film I downloaded, would have been early 2000s. I remember coming home from work excited to see its progress over the course of about four days. Eventually got there and it turned out to be some shite porno with Chasey Lain in. When God gives you lemons 😗

[Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham]

If there's a way to win a match it's that. I'm gonna be floating until Tuesday now.

[Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

Bad AIDS? 

 

Check the lapel.

[Eddie and Sandros gambling men vs Moyes bubble blowing something or other, I don't know Im no good at this thread name bollocks, anyway we're playing West Ham]

This game, more than any other, shows that we have to stick with Howe. Even at 3-1 down we didn't give up, some shite finishes aye but attitude says everything and they clearly love him and playing for us.

[Funny pictures thread]

 

Hello Dave.

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[Film/moving picture show you most recently watched]

15 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Has anyone watched the new roadhouse yet? I see it calling to me on Prime - yet I know the most entertaining thing about it will be how abjectly terrible Conor McGregor's acting is. It might have some decent fight choreography though, but no doubt the film is fucking shite.

 

It's absolutely fucking awful.

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

Whole furore reminds me of this:

 

 

[Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes]

Wey that was shite but we all knew it wouldn't be sneezey.

[Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes]

Trippier gets injured so of course Tino does as well. This fucking club.

 

[Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

 

Achoo(se) to think about these puns rather than today's match.

[Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

 

Perhaps why that cunt McKeag refused to sinus a replacement? 

[Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

 

You never forget your first NUFC hoof to the clemmies.

[Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

 

Bogie?

[mackem messageboard gold]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

😂😂

 

Southampton just blew any chance of a special friendship.

[Funny pictures thread]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

“Charva” is Romani / traveler dialect iirc. 

 

I reckon "chav" is a derivative of it.

 

[Funny pictures thread]

39 minutes ago, NJS said:

I always thought kets was a Mackem term as I'd never heard it before I went to school there. 

 

I did grow up about 300 yards from a colliery so I don't think it was strictly a pit thing either. 

 

Was 17th century local history covered there?

[Funny pictures thread]

I used to say kets and my mother's side would say netty and scullery and they're from Elswick - I never knew this was Pit Yacker lingo.

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

4 hours ago, The Fish said:

 

Just quantifies awareness of the pitch. Dunno what the problem is.  

 

If a player is looking around more, he'll have a better picture of the positions of the opponents and his teammates, so he's better informed about where danger or opportunity lies.

 

Data could be misleading without a blink counter.

[mackem messageboard gold]

22 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

I put it on for ten minutes as the second half kicked off, there were quite a few empty seats the whole time, must've been a long piss they were having?

 

[Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Pearce I liked, Barnes I could put up with, but Rush... did he even score?

 

 

Got the winner at Everton in the cup run. Can't remember another.

[Anthony Gordon Handsome Winger Man]

51 minutes ago, sammynb said:

The only negative I have about Ginola, is he chose to leave us for those Spurs cunts, funny I don't have that problem with Sir Les!

Robert, HBA, Ollie Bernard, even ASM all had the decency to either be forced out by a fuckwit manager and/or fuck off to another country.

Now N'Zogbia on the other hand, never knew what he had and deserved to end up wallowing with the beige cunts.

 

The negative I have is he, along with Ferdinand, shit himself in the business end of a title race. Spurs was a fitting move.

[2023/24 - Generic NUFC Chat]

54 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If we beat Man City, will we be the first team to reach a Wembley semi final without playing a single home game?

 

Dunno, but we'll draw Barcelona 2011 in the semi.

[Other Games 23/24]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

I hope they never fire this conman.

 

 

 

He's doing the perfect job. The masked slipped today but a bit of Garnacho madness and refereeing bias will resume and keep him where everyone else wants him.

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Pretty radge that this bloke was hired to manage women's teams despite having a known reputation. In this day and age.