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Us beating Spurs the other week was a tactical masterclass from Howe, the downside is it's shown every other cunt how to beat them. Ange is definitely the first one sacked next season, mate.

Can't see that one surfacing on Twitter ever.

Been this way since the 80s at least. When it all runs out in 2037, rather than talk about the title fight they'll A.I. Cilla Black sucking a Liver Bird's cock. It's better to burn out, than fade away.

When Storey met a mandrill:

I thought he'd have been a great signing the summer before last for where we were and trying to get to. Last summer it felt like things had moved on and I was pleased we didn't bite.

His fatha should have.

I've sensed for a while we could have a tilt at the title next season and events of late are reinforcing my confidence. Even if Guardiola doesn't fuck off, I think we'll be in with a shout assuming Isak and Bruno feel the same way.

No arm done then.

Apart from it looking like it was written by a Thalidomide with its tongue hanging out, I'm confused by the message in the context of the bearer. It's not like he was plucked from Greenwich in his 20s like Ian Wright; the cunt played Champions League football at an age when I was scamming the further education system for grants to put me through my driving lessons.

Or NUFC have leaked it.

Can see a few PERManent bans coming here.

Straightener(s)?

Apparently Angry Rantman has died. Shame, he was entertaining. His take on us beating Chelsea last season was funny.

Looks like McCoist is off the Christmas card list.

I'm a bit young for Speedie, I only saw the tail end of his career, but me fatha fucking HATED him. And Dennis Tuart.

When we beat Everton 3-1 (Trippier free kick) I thought Gordon was the best player on the pitch for the first 20 minutes. That first impression + Howe coaching him gave me confidence we hadn't been ripped, but he's beginning to look a right bargain now.

Aye he put a strong tackle in on Miley and they've been wanking over it ever since. They really do revel in the abuse of youngins down there.

You would think so. I also think replacing Joelinton would be more difficult than Bruno.

There's something funny in how this, er, 'exile' fled the area and headed to the one other city with a St. James Park football stadium. Bet he did no research prior, bursting the fewmometer in his temporal lobe upon arrival.

They mustn't have Netflix in Exeter.

I saw him in Inflataspace shouting weird shit at the 2p 'Tipping Point' machine. "RAPID FLOW RAPID FLOW!!!"

Every time I've seen them under him they've looked proper shite. I'm astonished they're that high in the league; the chickens will come home to roost.

Was VAR around the last time the cunt* played? He hasn't had time to adapt. *Kingston Park's finest.