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Wor lass is from Crewe, cuntflap.

'Kurdish'? Fuck off, you're either a Kurd or you're not tbh.

Someone was quoted "burn baby burn.. disco inferno.. burn baby burn.. burn that mother down.." ( another child orphaned, sick minds we're dealing with. )

Martin clearly went absolutely apeshit in Clintons earlier today.

Sincere congrats mate! Jesus, think you must still have been doing your A-Levels/going into your first year of med school when you were first posting here! Confirm?

I hear you brutha! Now if you'll excuse me gents, there's a shitty stink in here thats putting me off my lunch.....*opens door with a handkerchief and holds ajar for Dave*

He must be physically shaking with adrenalin from this 17 page mongathon.

The dole money has clearly all gone on buckfast today, which will mean another night in the cells and another police conspiracy tirade tomorrow.

"He thinks there's a pigeon in Catalonia that's controlling his legs!"

Are you considerably richer than Bill Clinton? Clearly you're as forgetful. Funniest and best thing in this thread by a long way. I think he's having a belated stab at comedy...

Afraid so. (your really shouldn't let your obsession and inability to let go destroy all your attempts at humour you know, it's not good for you) Some secret record that only you know about then. Call Noris McWhirter tbh.

so no record then.

Yup. (and not just for your obsession with "me") Meaning it broke a former record presumably, which would have been what?

record breaking?

How long must this crap be building inside him for before he lets rip do you reckon?!

What a tirade of shit.

Probably true as Fop can't hope to top his 'Papa' hysterics on page 2. He peaked too early in hindsight.

Credit where it's due tbf.

Better like, but the Fish has had better.

Jam jar gigs tbh.

alright! don't cry again ffs!

The half-mast corduroys with the piss fumes.

You're wasted as an internet funnyman fop, you want to get your best yelling pants on and resurrect the old bus routine.

Good comeback.