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Tremendous adaption from Albert Kirkey to Alberquerque, if it is though The name Albert Kirkey came from a mishearing of the line from 'The King of Rock 'n' Roll' (Hot dogs, jumping frogs...etc.) by Prefab Sprout. It's not his real name. Never thought it was, Alex. I just thought it was pretty good thinking to metamorphose from Albert Kirkey to Alburquerque - had it been one in the same person I'm tired. Aye. Pure genius I honestly thought it was As I said, I'm tired. Fuck me gently. Welcome to 1988

Chelsea have Terry, Carvalho and almost have the deal for Alex wrapped up. It would be suicidal of NUFC to allow a player of Haim's caliber to head to Chelsea only to get very few opportunities. If this is the case, then so be it - there's plenty of decent defenders out there but the downside would be shelling money out on them. I'm rather skeptical of this Rozehnal fella, though. £2.7m on a player that played in a PSG defence that conceded as many as they scored is a big gamble, especially if you're asking him to step up from the French to English league. Is this Kirkey re-registered btw? What? I'll take that as a 'no' then.

Chelsea have Terry, Carvalho and almost have the deal for Alex wrapped up. It would be suicidal of NUFC to allow a player of Haim's caliber to head to Chelsea only to get very few opportunities. If this is the case, then so be it - there's plenty of decent defenders out there but the downside would be shelling money out on them. I'm rather skeptical of this Rozehnal fella, though. £2.7m on a player that played in a PSG defence that conceded as many as they scored is a big gamble, especially if you're asking him to step up from the French to English league. Is this Kirkey re-registered btw?

\o/ o/ o o/ ///// Night fever, Night feveee-eee-errr!

Good film like. Prestige? They had to put a stop to Nicola when he started saying he wanted to supply free energy to the whole planet. Aye. Enjoyed it. When did Bowie stop aging? Sometime in the 70's. The Devil said he'd never get any older so long as he promised not to make any more decent tunes. Phil Collins picked up the gauntlet with seamless innovation mind.

Sadly it's more a case of how much we need a player of his ability. Going by our current defensive legions, I'd say we might have to push the boat out in order to secure him. Its an Anal O story, the figure of £60k is probably bullshit... Its an Anal O story, the word "probably" doesn't need to precede bullshit... Though in this case i reckon if Chelsea want him, they will offer some serious wages, and we will probably have to match them. Agreed. Plus he'll be well aware that Barton has just come here and named his price. No if we get him in the prevailing circumstances I think we can expect to fork out a canny wedge.

Fucking hell that'd give you some serious roaming time with some of the mongs on here. Not.

Sadly it's more a case of how much we need a player of his ability. Going by our current defensive legions, I'd say we might have to push the boat out in order to secure him. QFT.

Wiitchcraft.

wtf? GUMPH!

Bottom line is he'd be away if he got the nod from the big four. In the meantime if we keep him he'll do a professional job. In any event I reckon Sam will judge the scenario better than either of Owen's two previous managers at SJP and we will not be as badly prejudiced as we would have been if he'd swanned off half way through a season under Roeder or Souness.

Should have been duck tape tbf.

I'm not surprised if it has to watch you parading around in the rick in your first floor conservatory lean-to.

Obsessed. Yeah, it's sad, but there's nothing you can do. It'd die in the wild pretty sharpish. They can survive can't they? Theres an absolute bastard of an escaped parrot that's been doing the rounds near me for what seems like months now.

Means difficult to find not invisible.... Means non-existent or illusory... elusive man at illusive 'training' ground.

all aboard the showboat tbf.

I got the new ipod at xmas (the one for two hundred folds) and I've not put a single tune on it. Still in the land of CD's tbf.

half rice, half chips.

Yeah but that only brings it down to something like 950. it was probably about that when I was about 3 years old, with my Mother forever saying to me "give aunty such n shuch a kiss" given that every little old lady who we bumped into at the shops automaticaly became a relation and they always had taches Sure all of the young bairns are saying the same about you now. GUMPH!

Just thinking that when I saw Magma's sig.

And therin lies the problem - he's had plenty time and opportunities to say yay or nay but imo is biding his time waiting to see if anyone comes calling. Why does he have to justify if he's staying or going? He's contracted to play for us. No-one has made an offer for him yet. Do you want a statement from Given promising he's not going to fuck off? Or from Solano? Or from Butt? And I'm fed up of this 'fuck off, we don't need you because you're not constantly banging on about how much you love it up here' attitude. He has done nothing wrong IMO in his time at the club, save having absolutley god awful luck with injuries. Fans demanding reassurance from Owen when he really doesn't need to give it remind me of an ultra needy girlfriend who requires you to constantly tell them that you love them and that you're not going to leave them. I've had a girlfriend like that, and do you know what happened? Her insecurity drove me up the wall so I told her to piss off. The same thing will happen to us with Owen if you lot don't shut up. Sorry Luke, I know what youre getting at there, but it's so comical that the point is all but lost. I'm imagining Owen trying to link your arm and saying 'I love you' at the end of phonecalls when he knows you're in front of your mates now......

You must be a talented man Sammy for typing that up while at the same time eating some minge. Either that or your lass is very unsatisfied. Fuck off you amateur. I'm an accomplished touch typist. I can type 150 words a minute. WITH MY TONGUE! Radgie turning to webcam and giving me Bowie's stare, there....

Threads like this. Not that I disagree, but all you seem to do these days is moan about how rubbish threads are. Why don't you come up with something interesting? And by interesting I don't mean threads shit obscure bands or comics. Honestly!

PS.....two years on and it still doesnt feel as though he's actually a Newcastle player.