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You can go on and get the hell on. You and your mama ... you not mean me and ur mama I'm sorry Miss Jackson? Are you for real? wooooooooh!

This is the court, not the upper chamber of Parliament.

Where did you go to school? St Robert of Newminster I was lucky, I never got the injection off her. He's from down south. Blatantly not. The school is in Washington (and no not DC) Yeah I know. And you've blatantly been had.

Where did you go to school? St Robert of Newminster I was lucky, I never got the injection off her. He's from down south-did you grow up down south?

*Cheesey radio presenters voice* Stevie, you just did...*Cheesey radio presenters voice* Funny I was actually reading that end bit with the "Our Tune" theme in my head. Aye, same here. Great minds tbh. Or very easily amused.

Where did you go to school?

*Cheesey radio presenters voice* Stevie, you just did...*Cheesey radio presenters voice*

You can go on and get the hell on. You and your mama ... you not mean me and ur mama I'm sorry Miss Jackson?

Jesus tonight!

You can go on and get the hell on. You and your mama ...

Removed on legal advice. ARS.

Gayer than drinking cherry beer tbh Gayer than drinking cherry beer while having bumsex tbqf Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex. Gayer than drinking cherry beer while being on the receiving end of bumsex whilst watching supermarket sweep and talking about the colour leather you want for the couch To be fair to Gemmill, I've slept on his leather couch before and I was only propositioned for bum sex twice. And it wasnt even by Gemmill.

Apologies to the relevant party and thank you mods. Just to re-iterate though, theres one company who I get cold calls from at unearthly hours and so from hereonin there is one poster whom I will solely be referring to as 'Midnight Caller' . Once again, 19,000 apologies.

Can't have been the only time thats happened to the fat bitch.

The year the Grand National was cancelled due to the faulty starting system-that was my cousin's horse with the tape wrapped around it's neck fucking everything up.

It's nothing to do with wanting the managers deals to fall through per se, I just dont happen to agree with the wisdom of the Barton transfer. Paradoxically it's because of my faith in Allardyce that i'd be happy for it to fall through, as I see Sam as emininently capable of identifying and securing an alternative player in the event that it did. Unlike previous managers who I won't waste my time mentioning.

The nerdier patrons of said establishement are hopefully dubbed the Tiananmen squares.

It seems strange to me that Allardyce is happy to take a huge risk on a £5.5m nutcase and try to use pyschology to get the best out of him yet won't even give a current player who is an ex-Spanish international and cost us over £10m the time of day. He'd be better off concentrating on the players who we already have and may be worth keeping before recruiting more problems for himself. Speaking of which, more and more I hope for the Barton deal to fall through. The guy is a complete twat. You can add me to that list. I think Sam has far too much confidence in his ability to reform players and is believing the media hype around himself. IMO problems like Barton should be avoided unless it's a complete bargain and I wouldn't call £5.5m a bargain. Agree 100% The mentality of the bloke demanding a £300,000 loyalty payout from Citeh. I'm intrigued to know how kicking seven shades of shit out of Dabo and stubbing out cigarettes in team mates eyes warrants a loyalty payout. Even if he did have a valid arguing point based on a contractual term, when you've behaved so appallingly and yet been rewarded with a big money move, you'd hope that he would just walk away with dignity thanking his lucky fucking stars! But apparently thats too much to hope for.

Keane will be sending out olde worlde press gangs next.

It seems strange to me that Allardyce is happy to take a huge risk on a £5.5m nutcase and try to use pyschology to get the best out of him yet won't even give a current player who is an ex-Spanish international and cost us over £10m the time of day. He'd be better off concentrating on the players who we already have and may be worth keeping before recruiting more problems for himself. Speaking of which, more and more I hope for the Barton deal to fall through. The guy is a complete twat.

Hang on Sloopy-The Byrds

How many posts does Magma have in this fucking thread?

Topman, Burton, Next, River Island, Republic That's where I usually shop

I like the eyedrops one which doesnt help your erection but makes you look hard as fuck.