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Break a leg etc.

I thought that was going on for a while as well. Is she his sister or something? You sick, sick bastard!

I was crawling round Puds apartment on all fives tbh.

You sick bastard!

....joke, pud.

I've met her, she's a lovely lass. I've nearly thrown up one of her fried breakfasts. Beat that. she videoed me throwing myself off the Tyne Bridge !!! beat that She came on to me when Pud was out of the room. Beat that!

I've met her, she's a lovely lass. I've nearly thrown up one of her fried breakfasts. Beat that.

It's not as complicated as people often make out. It has never been a problem for any Jorman stadium to build convertible areas for terracing without any huge changes to the stadiums. I take it back then. Just an argument I'd heard against this before. They should bring some standing areas back. Structurally I'd have thought it would have been expensive actually. If you see how the stadium has been put up (remember the pics of the Leazes and Gallowgate going up) the gradient slope of the stand seems to have been an integral part of the structure of the stand itself. Cf the old days where terracing was just built onto earthwork banking and hence the gradient could be changed with the requisite amount of concrete. Obviously not impossible but definitely not cheap. The atmosphere has died on it's arse and that is the main argument for a standing section. Should really be a matter of choice for each individual club tbh and therefore should probably not be extended to include any away enclosures.

I have a 5ft5 threshold. Can't date anyone over that height tbh.

Good if you can avoid bright light (especially daylight), but at the same time don't want to get wet.

Hardly. Gremlins 2 is grounds for divorce!

"Let me out......he's horrible!" Absolutely love that parting line.

Very Eastern. I raise you: With Mogwai come much responsibility! Confuscias say don't eat yellow snow. Man who go to bed with itchy hole, wake up with smelly finger.

Very Eastern. I raise you: With Mogwai come much responsibility!

Alas, the lady is about 5" taller than me. Thank the lord for shoes with lifts. Dave's a regular Tom Cruise tbh. All the very best to you marra!!!

To be fair you have quite a high shame threshold.

Aye get well soon marra!

Could this please be re-named 'Craig's thread of shame?'

Craig's credibility is shot to shit forever after this iywmho.

Game-set-match tbh.

Daaaayur seven and Winstin is wankin in the showa!

Wait for some BB purist to claim that Orwell stole the idea from Endemol In all seriousness I'll bet that about 90% of applicants viewers for of the programme wouldnt even understand the reference. Thought Police! They'd definitely miss that reference. Much like your Reggie Perrin ones

Wait for some BB purist to claim that Orwell stole the idea from Endemol In all seriousness I'll bet that about 90% of applicants viewers for of the programme wouldnt even understand the reference. Thought Police!

That looks more like full-back Kenny Sansom.