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PS this thread reminded me of when JJ used to be 'Borders Mag'.

Worse than the fucking soaps, this shite.

Text them a picture of your cock. They won't come bothering you again.

Fucking hell, we're a complete joke. Please God, once Ashley comes in let us be run profesionally for the first time since SJH.

1 and 3 make you sound like a reet old age pensioner. Then you had 5 redeems yourself slightly. First week in my first proper full time job, 5:15 starts kind of took their toll by friday. 1. Just been down the street 2. Bought a new shirt 3. Just away to get my hair cut 4. Thinking of the golf driving range before football 5. We better sign someone soon. Bought a new shirt from the bottom of your street?

If he'd rattled in ten, that would be more like a best case scenario. I take your point though. No, if he'd played a stormer and got a load of goals surely that would increase interest from clubs / the media trying to take him off us? I agree, Owen was something of an unknown talent before last nights game. Shhhhh! I can see where the Doctor is coming from. Of course clubs like Man Utd and Liverpool aren't going to base any decision about Owen on last night, but the twatful media would go into overdrive with 'Owen wants out' rumours if he'd had a better game. Nah I know mate and I agree for what it's worth.

If he'd rattled in ten, that would be more like a best case scenario. I take your point though. No, if he'd played a stormer and got a load of goals surely that would increase interest from clubs / the media trying to take him off us? I agree, Owen was something of an unknown talent before last nights game. Shhhhh!

Honesty is the best policy, mate.

If he'd rattled in ten, that would be more like a best case scenario. I take your point though.

North or South of the Tyne.........it's all much of a muchness from Scotch Corner to Berwick tbh.

me too...and been in the pub since 2.00 Are you posting from the pub even now? I dont know whether to laugh or cry.....

We'd call a foreign news channel a propoganda tool if it came out with summat like that! Talk about editorial comment!

Except on Tyneside and Antarctica.

Ironing is a 2 handed affair if you're gonna get a decent result, learnt it all in the army. Didn't learn much then. Turn your shirt inside out, put a line of Pritt Stick along where you want the crease in whatever it is your ironing, turn it the right way out and iron over it once - perfect result Craig blatantly having a nervous breakdown there....

I remember when it was John Craven's newsround tbf

Fucking hell, today is torture man!

Apologies for the shit formatting. Not a Nexus spokesman then.

'Victims of their own success' will no doubt be the official line.

I'm loving the image of you ironing with two hands as well you feeble, winnity-arsed girl!

re-quoted for truth. Congrats btw marra.

Do you mean to say that wiping your arse was previously a two handed job?

Please, God let this happen. Fuck off Freddy for once and for all. This Ashley bloke doesnt have any allegiance to a domestic club apparently. Suits me fine that, something tells me he'd be coming here to knock the business into shape and wouldnt be distracted by any of this Geordie nation utter bollocks. S'posed to absolutely avoid any media coverage of himself an all. Another massive improvement on the current disgrace of a self-publicist we've got pulling the strings.

Both KCG and Sammynb are morally bankrupt