After my caraccident my neighbour started to park in my space. (A space I pay for) When I asked him not to he just looked at me and said:
-But you dont have a car anymore, do you. So when the builders had to put their skip somewhere I told them that they where welcome to put it behind my space. (Blocking in the car that was parked there) The skip was there for four days. Everytime I looked out the window it cheered me up. Better than painkillers.