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What do you do like Paddy? Merry Christmas everyone.

Their stuff like that is bloody awful like.

Bastard! Merry Christmas.

The Bull Ring is canny impressive like nowadays, since the re-vamp. The rest of the place is a complete write-off though. Mind you, Wolverhampton makes it look like the Champs Elysees by comparison. I thought it was hideous. That Selfridges or whatever it is that looks like a spaceship. Jesus wept!

Fuck off phillistine. This thread is about passing time. I started this thread cocknose, I think I know what it's about.

This thread's about counting down to the christmas break btw, not Renton's Architectural Nightmares.

Was voted best street in Britain wasn't it?

Only been to Liverpool a couple of times, and it looks like a fucking dump to me. I liked Manc though from what I've seen of it. Big city feel without being too big.

Don't worry, she wont be looking down. Just at the ceiling in wonderment. Wondering if it's in yet tbh.

My mam reads the mail like. That coupled with Tommy the Plumber telling her about some asylum seeker raping a lass in Gateshead and getting away with it because "he wasn't used to seeing lasses dress like that" is a deadly combination.

hope not, i'l be at work!!! The tractor exhaust will have to suffice.

I reckon he's looking for a bit of bum love on Christmas Eve tbh.

He's a fucking moron isn't he.

The whole "murdered prostitutes" "5 dead prostitutes" thing has wound me up like, I have to admit. Although I will say that I didn't even think about it until someone pointed it out, but then the more you hear it on the news and that you do find yourself thinking "ffs just say mudered women, 5 dead women". Bad craic from pretty much the majority of the media.

Bloody hell Meenzer, he might be having a very Serbian Christmas and a Serbian Neeeeewwwww Yeeeeearrrr if the reports are anything to go by.

Westlife - The Love Album.

Pretty sure the electronic advertising hoarding the other day kept flashing something up about 20% off in the club shop.

Sounds like he'd make a good Bond villain.

Excellent. Hope the decision gets reversed then. Although if it does, you should all look for new jobs anyway and the entire dept should hand their notice in on the same day, just to fuck them over like they have with you.

Have a lollipop shit brains! So basically, your birthday thread was really about me then? Well, it was about what a twat you are, yes. GOD I CANNOT WAIT FOR HOMETIME. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife Unfortunately for your lass she'll be feeling the full brunt of your sexual tension at 5pm today.

No, he's not dead, it's his birthday. Happy birthday mate.

What happens if it takes until 6pm? He'll have no face left. I'll not be happy like. Supposed to be going to the Casino tonight.

The force is strong with this one. Heart shaped vibro bed, Shabba Ranks playing quietly on the stereo, bottle of Lambrini chilling by the bedside. He's got all the moves has wor Sammy.

Fuck me, are you getting stabilizers too? I can just see him out on the street on Christmas morning with all the other kids who got new bikes. Them all stood staring at him as he emerges from the garage dressed from head to toe in padding. excellent funniest thing Ive read on here for a while! this has to be a wind up surely? The pads are for downhilling I dont do road riding. Try telling the kids in the street that. ;)

I assume you're checking into the Hilton as some sort of Playboy move? Or is this your Christmas party?