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Pawson blatantly scared to book an Everton player here.

Pawson asking for the wider angle too. Mate, he's wrestled him to the fucking floor. Would you like us to arrange an IMAX screen for you?

I can't understand not having at least some height on your spot kick. If you go low, the keeper basically just has to guess right to have a decent chance of a save. I'm not saying top corner, but that was a shite pen.

Sickener.

Sean Dyche is football's Lee Anderson.

If they're checking this and they don't give it, they can fuck off.

I'd be absolutely livid if I paid for it.

He so clearly favours Everton. He hadn't finished celebrating the goal when he was asked to react to it. Sky are just a fucking joke.

OK so we're now trying to make out that Ndiaye is blessed with clairvoyance.

Offside. Up yours Everton. We're giving the ball away far too much here though.

Lucky cunts.

Tonali's touch is SCANDALOUS

It's kickoff time. Turn your fucking shit tune off.

Mohammed bin Stadium.

O'Neill's gonna get the bullet, isn't he.

Same, I'm gonna have a nap instead.

Filming your own gifs is beyond the call of duty, fair play.

Can't believe Leeds are still persevering with Meslier.

I went to a wedding once where the groom was in the navy, and half the wedding party was his mates. Like rugby lads but with even worse patter.

Wherever "abroad" is, I bet they fucking hate him.

He said that if anyone ever presented him with an alternative to the football, he'd be happy to do it. It's just never happened yet.

He's had to leave the electric scooter life behind because of heat from the law.

I believe it was HRH Dr Gloom.

It's two Ls at the end of my name, Mrs Toadfish.

Allegri is Ferguson's recommendation apparently. Hopefully he's as big a success as his last one, Davey Moyes.