Gemmill

Ah fuck me, this is getting disallowed isn't it.

There we go. Pressure building on the Dutch slap head.

Need to get a grip here, we're getting dragged into a physical battle against these knackers.

The cat fucker has equalised for THE AMMUZ.

Spurs doing us a favour, one up v West Ham. Overhaul them and Man United to finish 6th is a realistic target.

Burn comfortable letting that bounce, safe in the knowledge that Beto is shit.

Pickford should release a range of plus-size arse jean shorts called Jordan's Jorts. I fucking guarantee he wears them all the time when he's not playing.

Could've been worse though, he could have been Beto.

There's no way that the best option there was for Murphy to shoot.

Main feature on GB News tomorrow, this on-field Ramadan fast breaking.

We look on it tonight. Great ball from Barnes and Isak had plenty to do.

Fucking crybaby.

Tino and Miggy out for a month according to the Straight Dope.

He's retweeted his original post and said that it's Tino and that the injury "doesn't look good at all". Who knows though, he was completely wrong about Pope on the same day as he's giving the ITK big one about another player.

Aye it was a nice video. I didn't come close to crying though cos I'm stable and nails.

If you're pissing out of the toilet when you're having a shit, stop getting a stiffy when the poo comes out would be my advice.

In response to a question from a member of the public, "that's not what members of the public ask me on the street". This fucking helmet.

Hope is saying he'll be back by the end of the season and making a late push for the Euros squad.

Probably matches your shirt.

Your left foot is gangrenous.

Wilcox and Ashworth are to work together. I hope they're the new Truss and Kwarteng.

City Takeaway.

Mad how much control Brailsford seems to have over all this. Seems a pretty big risk given the size of the club relative to his football experience.

Wonder what this means for Ashworth, or was he meant to sit above Wilcox.

Do they want Wilcox as well as Ashworth, or is this an attempt at scaring us into buckling? Am I right in thinking the whole Ashworth thing has gone quiet or have I missed a deal being announced?