Gemmill

I was reading that Mainoo's dad is a big LA Lakers fan, but he just likes to wing it on the kids' birth certificates. It was in an interview with his brother Shakwheel.

England have the players to properly take a tournament by the scruff of its neck. I'm not saying they wouldn't still get beat when they come up against a France or a Spain, but they've been as timid as fuck most of the way through. Odd burst of energy with subs a couple of times but for the most part they've just been bang average. Picking Kane tonight and giving their centre halves an hour of kip was just crackers. He must be trundling about in training too. I sincerely hope that that's it for Southgate. He's done an unreal job, but it's got to be the end of the road now.

Whistle bang on 4 minutes.

Shearer aneurysm if England win this. I'm calling it now.

Get in!

Walking in at 5am tomorrow and resigning in Ian Paisley's voice.

Criminal really that Southgate has indulged Kane with an hour tonight. Their centre halves have had their easiest shift of the tournament. Suddenly now they've got some work to do.

Southgate is almost certainly gonna have to burn a sub replacing Shaw at some point. Hard to believe he can see out the 90 after no starts since Feb.

I'll need to see his fitbit, but I reckon Kane's done about as many steps as I have today.

Shearer sounds like he's gonna cry.

Declan Rice looks way out of his depth.

Rodri was the handbrake all along.

Jordan "Slowlegs" Pickford.

Oh well.

Rodders is off, the absolute plonker.

I love the way the BBC have a studio with 4 blokes in it for 13 minutes of the break, and are then like "should we see what the two lasses on the pitch think for a couple of minutes.... I suppose we should."

There's no other way.

No word of a lie, it was a completely clean wipe. It's coming home.

Just had a big shit at half time. Think that might be just what England needed.

Happy enough with that tbh. Shit game but still in it and hopefully only 15 to 20 minutes of Kane left.

Some tits on Luke Shaw.

Another poor game for Kane. He's looked no threat all tournament.

Crackers isn't it.

I don't really understand the concept of undecided voters, given the choice that currently faces them. But I really REALLY don't understand the concept of an undecided voter that will now vote for Trump because someone tried to shoot him. People are radge.

Shannon Doherty, dead at 53 from cancer. Poor lass.