Gemmill

Watched the club's 10 minute extended highlight package this morning and I don't recall seeing the Pope incident, so I think we can all agree that it didn't happen and just move on.

I'll take us all the way to Paris.

Where the fuck is @thebrokendoll? Did Ugly Mackems put a hit out on him?

Right lads, no one touches the match thread for Friday. I'll close the season out now. 13 wins incoming.

Here we go. Newcastle the only club in world football that takes the piss to run the clock down. These lads clutching their pearls. The same blokes that call the big 6 "streetwise" and "clever" when they do the same.

Tyler is an absolute bellend mind. His patter fucking reeks. He just rambles.

I missed the celebration. I was too busy getting all up in aimaad's grill.

Makes you wonder what might have been had Willock started in the cup final. He's been tremendous today.

Great ball Willock.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!

Based on me starting the match thread, DICKSPLASH!

Wilson in gloves. It's fucking 11 degrees.

These are lucky as fuck mind. Still think we'll win this.

Trippier with the Buster Keaton clearance.

Ffs.

Me and Traore getting our shake on.

I wouldn't know about that bro, I'm swole.

Isak definitely doesn't look short of fitness. His pressing is relentless.

I think Pope was really lucky mind. I'd be fucking livid if we'd got no pen there.

Murphy has been OK but just having the threat of someone actually making a right footed cross makes a difference. He put a ball in from the byline early on and it was like wtf I haven't see us do that in forever.

Burn, ASM, Willock, Isak all having good games. Good stuff so far. I was worried we would miss Joelinton but we look quicker getting forward with Willock back in the side.

He's up on his feet now. The little cunt. You would have thought he'd definitely snapped his leg in half the way he was carrying on.

I assume Garnacho's got a bad one here, the way he's carrying on.

Did Rashford get booked for that blatant fucking dive there?

Almiron and Wilson out.