Gemmill

Got a free 3 months of Apple TV for buying a blender (?!) so decided to resume Ted Lasso seeing as there's a new season coming up. I'd previously abandoned it partway through episode 2 of season 2. It's fucking shite man. The jokes are fucking terrible. Ted Lasso himself is just a big stupid annoying cunt, and every character in it is a cartoonish blow-up version of what they're meant to be portraying. An awful pile of shit. I don't mind an average comedy for a bit of half hour escapism, but this isn't remotely funny. Anyone who watches this and thinks they're better than the Mindy Project is a convicted rapist.

Cooncil tax bill just landed. Up 5.4% which is probably lower than I was expecting.

Does anyone know what happened in 2010 to cause this?!

Sky put the highlights on YouTube but it tends to be the whole game in 3 minutes or so, including goal replays etc.

I didn't bother listening or watching. It'll all be unworkable shite that can't be measured one way or another til they're out of power.

He should lose his seat at the next election and I would hope that he has zero chance of walking back into a teaching job after the way he's behaved. I can see Asda Ace in his future.

We're gonna be fucking mint next season.

I can start a match thread for the next general election, Rents, if you want to get a Labour win locked in now? Do not despair.

I hope Lineker goes after him for this.

Let's get @Dr Gloomin here and kick the everloving fuck out of him about this.

Nothing can stop the Gemmentum.

Looks like it'll be me doing the cancelling.

He's got a genuine eye problem BTW. I googled it before I went in on him in the threat title, and downgraded the insult to Squinty. I didn't want to get cancelled by the Toontastic wokerati.

Just have a gingerbread latte instead of booze.

I've been to see him the last few times, but my lass revealed last week that she'd seen this was coming up and intentionally didn't mention it, cos she fucking hates him.

I'm the fucking talent, bitch. You don't boss the talent.

Winkleman is class. And she is funny.

Sweepstake on Lineker's quip to camera for the return of MOTD. A cheeky "Now where were we?" ... is my guess. I initially thought "Did you miss me?" but that might be seen as antagonistic by the Conservative Party and we'd have to have another human sacrifice to appease them.

Is he not just another Yorkshire paedophile? There's a lot of them about.

The responses are exactly what you'd expect from people that would follow John Terry on twitter.