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In terms of achievement, I think the two are on a par, so it's worth noting that when I made that post I was actually younger than John Cleese was when he made Fawlty Towers.

"You're gloating like little children"

Souness enjoying himself here, the fucking prick.

he did like his breasts, that one.

I reckon I take something like 95% of the credit for that for this absolutely life changing advice:

I'll take the Saudi lad with MBS 1 on the back of his shirt who was offering everyone sat around him first bite on his Mars bar over this cunt.

I was simply responding to the devil's advocate. If he doesn't like it, he can stick it up his boss's hoop.

Fucking hell, sounds like he was due some luck but at the same time, FUCK. HIM.

Absolutely disgusting.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BATH!

LIVID.

There speaks a man who doesn't watch Paranormal Caught on Camera on Discovery. The truth is out there, lads.

The loony wing of the Tory party is trying to get an Urgent Question this afternoon re Sue Gray. Let's get these fucking fruit loops out in the open chatting pure shite on the record, please.

Just seen a tweet about Bruno saying that Pep told him he played "bueno" and that the two of them have a good relationship and have spoken previously. First reply is that Howe needs to do the same with Bruno as he's done with Fraser.

Straight to the newsagents to get a lottery ticket.

What, and so then we should be as good as Man City? Is Matt Targett our end-point left back? Or Dan Burn our end-point centre half? These are FFP constrained stop gaps. And we're 6th in the league. The turnaround is incredible. Pointing at Howe at this point in time and saying "you've done well but why aren't you doing better?" is breathtakingly stupid. We're overachieving. At the start of the season people would have been happy with top 8 and sticking around a bit in the cups. We're 6th and had a day out at Wembley and the response is" why aren't we 4th and why didn't we win the cup?" Howe isn't failing, he's now an unfortunate victim of his own success.

Aye complete logic failure from that particular div. The constraining factor here is not Howe, it's the squad. This bloke is basically saying "he can take a set of players that was about to be relegated and turn them into top 4 challengers, but he can't turn them into Man City, so the thing that needs to change is the manager." Genuinely halfwitted thinking.

Right this is objectively hilarious. That's 7.

6.

Definitely not the result we needed or wanted but I am quite pleased to see Ten Hag and his dickheads getting shown up.

Desperate for Forest to get a winner here. Devastated Everton fans are my spirit animal.