Gemmill

Schar still doesn't get to take the free kick!

I'd take a super dodgy penalty in our or Dortmund's favour here.

Mbappe disallowed!

PSG winning. The little cunt Mbappe.

Fuck!

PSG equaliser.

Shut yer shite, pigtails!

DORTMUND WINNING,

Crowd's gone a bit flat. We need a throw in to gee them back up.

Just skip it. What's the worst that can happen, they accidentally start making profit.

Take your conspiracy theory, roll it up into a tight ball, and RAM IT UP YOUR JAPSEYE!

Ah man, I would fucking LOVE IT if those French pricks can't get over the line.

Mine felt a bit racist but... well......

Rio's got his Bluetooth in his lug. Classic black fella craic.

CL assist for Miley.

We'll use the Patreon money. Those kids can wait til next Christmas.

Zathras, if it stays like this how quickly can you get a tattoo of a chocolate éclair done?

UEFA will be on the phone to the ref in Dortmund at half time.

GET IN!

Let's lay off talking about how good a game the ref is having. We had 96 minutes of that patter a fortnight ago.

Miggy still needs it on his left from two yards out.

I know there are some absolute sniffers on here that won't hear a bad word said about him, but if there's a slightly loose momentum-destroying ball to be played, you can bank on Miggy to play it. And that's even with him having started the game ok.

Their gaffer looks like how Ten Hag thinks he looks.

Schar blammer here.