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Do twitter links take ages to render for everyone now or is it just me? I'm assuming it's something to do with the mess Musk has made with his new toy.

Enjoy yourselves lads. No fountain shits.

Maxi is shite as an impact sub. It's the fucking Cup final and Ten Hag's been making his goateed gob go. Go for it from the start.

Ten Hag can ram this patter up his shit pipe. On the plus side, it's wonderful to hear that we're getting on the Man United manager's tits. I hope we put an absolute "ball in play time" clinic on on Sunday for the mayonnaise chip dipping cunt.

Putin's on tik tok? Is he dancing?

He's Dutch, he can't help being a prick.

6 month from now CT will still be in London, sleeping rough. This is a cry for help that will go unheard.

He limped off like. But aye its probably Instagram mind games, you fucking divs.

Just thinking there how mental it is that Pardew used the word "raped" as a football pundit.

Barcelona penalty. Score this, get Man United chasing the game.

Marcus Rashford's hamstrings. 🤞🤞🤞

The fatigue has got to be a factor for them. Their games are relentless atm. It would be great if Sunday was a bridge too far after tonight and they just don't show up firing on all cylinders.

I'll be watching their match tonight hoping for the stretcher lads to get a good workout. 3 months ago I would have really fancied us, but our downturn and their upturn in form means I'm fearing the worst. Who knows though, we've got a decent chance and that'll do.

Aye her usual alternative to a tomato is a pizza.

Renton's got one on his Prius: "My other car's a Nissan Leaf"

What you planning to spend your £20 on?

That's no way to speak about Germans.

Try telling Poland that.

There was a jeep in Tesco car park earlier. 4 "D-day 75th anniversary" stickers on it and a "Jeep won a war. Your Honda mows my lawn." sticker on the back. Tell me you voted for Brexit without telling me you voted for Brexit.

No one should be using vlookup now that xlookup exists. Re what the fish is saying. Make it a proper table (ctrl+t). There are loads of benefits of using proper excel tables.

If there was any doubt that Liverpool are still shite. They've still got plenty points to drop this season.

It'll be fucking Zulu.