Jonny_nufc

I think they're just faking it to get extra sympathy and some slack for a few days a month. I had a nosebleed that lasted for three hours one time, I didn't cry about it.

Their isnt many of them either is there? Active users that is...

Parker Boumsong Taylor

neighhhh wayyyyy

Darth Vader the Adorable TrouserSnake

Well id be embarised if i was getting my tits out for someone on webcam and my dad walked in.

I agree it`s not looking good, particularly up front. I`m not too worried about the back and the midfield, by United standards the back ain`t that bad. The mid-field seems fairly solid. We`re a million miles off the top 4 say, but a similar distance off the bottom 4 also. It looks like a mid-table team to me, I think Lawrenson`s prediction of 8th could be accurate, hopefully there`s some decent football along the way.

ANY PLAYER: A full coherent sentence with out the use of the phrase "you know"

jonathan woodgate - i'm fit and injury free

michael duberry - sorry i didn't see a thing

MARTIN JOL: "My wife makes me wear a Luke Chadwick mask when we make love"

Alan Shearer : anyone up for a rave

Joey Barton-my family are devout christians and we all steer clear of trouble

el hadj diouf - can't believe i've won sports personality of the year

KEVIN KEEGAN: "Keep it tight today lads"

BERGKAMP: "Can I cash my air miles in please?"

PAUL GASCOIGNE : "I tell you , if you was a bloke I'd knock you out"

CISSE: "Just a shortback and sides please mate"

ferguson - "send my love to victoria wont you mate!"

Dennis Bergkamp - "business class please"