Jonny_nufc

Majority voted for Kuyt, unproven in this league, weird

Cheers lads.

anyone got the link to that website which shows the nufc finances? Cheers

Luque deal is off, , were a fucking joke.

The attendances at football these days is dropping rapidly, evidently yesterday at ewood, st.andrews etc. I can understand why, no atmosphere......fucking prima-dona players, over priced total rip-off.... my question is, is it worth the money? Birmingham are 4000 season tickets down on last year,fans know when when clubs are taking the piss. Sunderland only had 34,000 last week when the ground holds 48,000, and the same with man city, they were 6,000 down last week against west brom. alot of people just cannot be arsed anymore, especially when you can watch it in the pub. and lets face it, probably half the games we go to are shite! apart form 1 or 2 matches there is no atmosphere any more, whether this is down to the new breed of fans, or the terracing being taken away, it`s crap. did anyone see the prices in the papers last week of season tickets throughout europe compared to english clubs. think the dearest was barca which was £125. ac milan was only £85. ajax was something like £115. it showed how much english football fans are being ripped off. some inquiry in now being set up to investigate the cost of going to football in the english premiership. Crowd at St James only 700 from capacity and West Ham only took 2,000 of an allocation of 3,000. For the shit thats going on and the prices think ours was an amazing crowd. Lots of lads are picking and choosing games. Can watch most games on foreign channel so most using mooney for beer. Will you always go to the games irrelevant of how much you are being wripped off? or will their be a time when you say enough is enough?

Suzi Wan cant help but laugh at the 'Hairy Welsh Spunkguzzling Monkey' and 'Whisky Nosed Piss Stained Haggis Faggot' name badges she knocked up earlier.

Deep Dish - Swallow Freemasons - Love on my mind Planet Perfecto - Not over yet A guy called Gerald - Voodoo Ray Harlequin fours - Set it off

Black blokes with blone hair... What the fucks it all about then eh

why do you think it sounds racist 14680[/snapback] 'Cause its the sort of rediculous thing some people on here would presume.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter. Here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please." Contestant: "Brian." DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?" Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married." DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please." Brian: "Sara." DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?" Brian: "She is gonna kill me." DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?" Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work." DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?" Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..." DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?" Brian: "About 10 minutes." DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake." Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice." DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..." DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?" Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..." DJ: "Uh huh..." Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time." DJ: "Atta boy, Brian." Brian: "On the kitchen table." DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventurous than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos." DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she." DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now." Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?" DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?" Sara: "No." DJ: "Good!" Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?" Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest." DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?" Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work." DJ: "What time?" Sara: "Around 8 this morning." DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?" Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe." DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?" Sara: (laughing) "Yes." DJ: "Where did you have it?" Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?" Brian: "Just tell him, honey." DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?" Sara: "Well..." DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it? PTO Sarah: "Up the arse....." After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"

Fuck knows

Of course it is my dear, your a lady. I wouldn't try throwing, catching or reading a map either if I were you. Women: know your limits 14629[/snapback]

1 - Hahahaha 2 - Depends what you mean by cheap probably as above 3 - Everywhere, Tescos, Sainsburys, MacDonalds 4 - Most definitely 5 - No, 6 - If you like, most of them won't understand anyway 14627[/snapback] Cheers mate, your advice is appreciated.

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback] LOL. fortunately i dont really get any problems with PMT, only trouble i experience is my breasts swell to twice the bloody size and i can tell you, its bloody uncomfortable 14616[/snapback] 1 positive to come from it then.

lowering my usual high standards for a weekend down London next week. few questions......... 1. where can i find an english chippy that does proper gravy? 2. where are the best (cheapest) whorehouses? 3. where can i buy crack cocaine? 4. will i have to dress down so i don't stand out as upper class? 5. do you still travel in horse & carts (steptoe & son stylee)? 6. Will i have to change my currency, to blend in with the multi-cultural society down there?

Just bored, and i happen to think its true.

Fact!.

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback] Calm down dear! Whats the matter, time of the month? 14601[/snapback]

jesus wept! When you are old enough we will explain these things to you. As for your nose bleed, are you after another one? 14597[/snapback]

"Fancy going two's up, Giggsy?" 14533[/snapback]