Jonny_nufc

Suppose not

2 pakkis leave pakistan for england, they meet 2 years on to see who has become the most english. first one says "i go to see the england football team ,i drink beer, have a bulldog ,and im a member of the local golf club . the 2nd one replies to him fuck off Pakki

and this from another source over in Oilend. apparently from a cousin of Keane. Says he was actually sacked by Yernited. A family member contacted the Irish Examiner (formerly known as The Cork Examiner) earlier this morning, to inform them of Yernited's decision to sack Keane. Then as that story was building up.....it emerged that the public face of this would be a united front, i.e. he left by mutual agreement!

just heard off a reliable source that this is what occurred ok that he was stripped of the captaincy this morning...after ferguson back tracked on his support for last weeks outburst (apparantly ferguson has bowed to pressure from above)... "Keano held up 2 fingers and said, here these are for you"* and that was that!

aye it's mint

Fuck off

D600 here

Jimmy 'The Sticks' Voltage get in.

hahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahaha Philip fuck off cunt

hahahaahha. GEMMILL AND SKOL ON A BINGE DRINKING SESSION IN GEMMILS BACK GARDEN IN CELEBRATION OF BRITAINS MULTI CULTURAL SOCIETY

BILLY SHOW SMILIES IN POP UP WINDOWS

Am gan like, wonder if we sell out.

Zaltan Gera was bullied by Pompeys 657 crew, in response, he told them to buzz off.

Peter piper picked a pinch of pickled roody poo, and then demanded that brian kilclines controlversial hairstyle was brought to his country mansion, and placed beneath the ankle of billie piper's favourite novel ; the hunchback of plymouth argyle reserves.

Plymouth legend - the queen mothers's collection of floppy driives, went to Argos ( in whitley bay) in order to find her long lost african tribal relative - scott sellars.

Tara parma-pessimistic fruit on horseback, travelling to the home of football - john beresfords crib.

Jonathan Woodagtes unfortunate series of events going to planet Pluto on a quest to find the queen of pop - barry vennison.

ruel fox on a pogo stick trying to impress warren bartons older siibling ; garth crooks.,

an envelope containing 1 bottle of mariah careys ankle residue, 3 tins of dr kenneth noisewaters continous session of internet browsing, and 3 paper clips

The teenage mutant hero insects delivering a crucial message to peter kenyons auntie as part of the 'lets kick crummpets out of football' campaign.

Ricky 'the Hitman' kitchen appliance running about rocky chopra's nana's front lawn shouting " good evening, i enjoy drawing shapes on Microsoft word"

Mrs. C. Cd rack on a money raising expeditiion to eastern europe

Peter van "hello i am not a cat" on a journey to bolivia