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Johnny Cash - Live at Fulsome Prison

Saw 'Dead Men's Shoes' the other day. Brilliant revenge thriller. Looks like it cost about £10.00 to make, everything's carried by the dialogue, plot and acting. Mucho moody.

A fella sees an old school mate and calls out 'hello Jim, haven't seen you in ages how you been, still got that stutter ?' Jim says 'hello B..B..B..B..Bill, i'm f..f..f..f..fine m..m..mate. Bill says, 'Aye, did you marry that fancy looking lass you used to knock about with? 'N..n..n..n..n..no, we spl..spl..spl..split u..u..up' 'Thats a shame, why?' 'We was on a p..p.p..p..p..park b..bench and i saw i d..d..dog scratching it's ear and i s..said, darling, wh..wh..when were m..m..m..married w..wil you d..do that f..for me? But by the time i..i'd finished it was licking its balls!'

A man goes into a pet shop and says 'i'd like to buy a wasp please.' Bloke behind the counter says 'we don't sell wasps pal.' Man says 'well, you've got 2 in the window.'

2 cannibals sitting eating a clown, 1 screws up his face and turns to other and says 'does this taste funny to you?'

Diamanda Gallas - The Litanies of Satan

A Very Long Engagement. Touching.

The Rollins Band - End of Silence, Weight, Come in & Burn Misfits - anything i can find (not a song title) Bad Brains - Rock for Light

I'm struggling here and this is an old one but........... Small kid and a violent paedophile are walking through the woods, kid says 'it's scary here', paedophile says 'your scared! I've gotta come back this way on my own.'

I just want to tell you, that is f**king class man! A laugh's a laugh bro and thats killer. Gonna make sure that does the rounds. The Stevie Wonder guitar one is funny too.

'Last Kind Word' By Geechie Wylie